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  • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

    Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
    No sniffing yer tyre after though!!

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      Up 200 and fire for effect !
      Bob (geordie) Watts

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          ex 2 Para

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              He'd have got a shock if there wasn't any water in it !
              Bob (geordie) Watts

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              • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                I think you're right Jack - has to be 2 Para !!

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                • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                  Police in Leeds today pulled over a Pakistani and were amazed to find that the car was taxed and insured and was not stolen.
                  There was no bomb or weapon in the car, nor was it an illegal taxi.
                  The driver was not drunk or stoned and carried a full driving licence with no points.
                  A Police spokesman said they had no choice other than to fine the driver £80 for wasting Police time.

                  The pictures is just to brighten up your day


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                  • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                    Brighten up me day Jack? After viewing that cute aristotle, I just asked the "Trouble" if she fancied guin back ta bed.
                    Rather surprisingly she told me to, "F.CK OFF!"

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                    • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                      Romance eh !
                      Bob (geordie) Watts

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                      • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                        Hoggie may need to translate this (WARNING AIRBORNE LANGUAGE)

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                          • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                            Episode (wan) 1

                            Some kuunt better go and get me a piece n jam, right now.

                            Would someone quickly bring me jam sandwich?


                            "jiknow where the chip shoap is pal"

                            Could you please direct me to the nearest purveyor of pommes frit?

                            "gistroonracoarnermate"

                            The chip shop is just around the corner sir.

                            "haway fur a fish supper"

                            Let us go for some fish and chips

                            "yooskuunts go n get a keery oot, n ifam lucky I might get abito fanny oan ra wie rerr, kno whit a mean?"

                            Would you please go and obtain some alcoholic beverages? If I am lucky I might meet a young lady on my travels, if you understand my meaning

                            "see ye later boayz"

                            we shall meet again soon my friends

                            "oh aye, here we go eh. No bad howye dooin darling awright? Fancy a cairryoot back at mine later hen?"

                            oh hello madam, how are you this fine day, well I trust? Can I invite you to a small cocktail party at mine later?

                            "am no fukkin interestit in yoor pish right"

                            I am not interested in conversing with you sir, I hope you'll understand

                            "oh c'moan darling, aa'll take ye doon the dancing eh?"

                            oh come come madam, perhaps we could go dancing?

                            "ah doant dance wi guys that look like Dracula wi a bucket oan ees heed, jiknoe whit a mean yatoss?"

                            I do not wish to dance with a gentleman with such a headdress if you understand me sir

                            "snoe mafawt yir a fukkin rug muncher"

                            it's not my fault you're a fukking lesbian

                            "get tae fukk ya fukkin cow"

                            please leave madam


                            Meanwhile in Dundee...

                            "oaright maann, ahm luukkin furra proasichoot robot, ye ken whit a mean likes?"

                            hello sir, I am looking for an escort robot, understand?

                            "this waan heersa slag paall"

                            yessir, this one here is fairly promiscuous

                            "awright paall, ever shagged a met al arse?"

                            hello, have engaged in anal sex with a metal posterior?

                            "ma speshialityz actchully blowjobs mate, thatsaboot it really"

                            I specialise in oral sex sir, that's all really

                            "whit a coodny fit ma walloper inyir mooth"

                            i'm sorry I could not fit my member into your orrifice

                            "he's a wanka right"

                            he's not much use in this instance

                            "haw man a'll take this waan"

                            I say, i'll take this one

                            "that's that poofbot been sold"

                            we've just sold the homosexual andriod

                            "here jimmy mate, ah waantyetae loobup his arsse n gettit reddy fur a shaggin"

                            jimmy will you lubricate his rectum in preparation for sex

                            "ahmmentae been gawnup the yoof cenntuur taeflick peanuts etthe spastics"

                            I have a prior engagement at the community centre to feed the disabled

                            "yekindae that laterpaall, joost getthim reddy furra pummpin"

                            you can do that later, please prepare the droid for action

                            "moan yoo"

                            oh, come along please


                            Guess who's fukkin bored today?
                            "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                            • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                              Thanks Don all is now clear

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                              • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                                Hilarious Don - some of that I'd never be able to translate !!

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