Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

"NOT"

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • "NOT"

    Leaving the battlecruiser last neet,I felt as full as a butchers dog,so decided to call in at the local knocking shop.
    Copped for a Tina Turner lookalike,talk about cracking wallnuts with the cheeks of her arse!
    Clothd off and got stuck in,going like a fiddlers elbow,felt 21 all over again,really proud o mesen.
    Sweating and panting like f.ck,I paused to ask,"how am I doing sweetheart?"
    She replied,"three nots".
    "Wot the f.ck does that mean?"I asked.
    "Ya not hard,ya not in and yer not getting ya f.ckin money back!"
Working...
X