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    Thi reckon that David Fuller iz a sick bastard fer avin sex wi over a hundred lifeless corpses.
    An experience that most married men o fukkin familiar with!

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    Re: SICK

    Anyway,everyone's entitled to a hobby,and it'd be boring if we all had the same one. Mind you we'd all be bumping into each other in the mortuary if that was the case! (Form an orderly queue!)

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    Just imagine Pat bein fried bread n layin on the slab n a kunt like that comes in n shags thi up the ring piece. Worse thing iz, tha wunt even bi able ta charge the fukker a hefty fee.

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    Re: SICK

    Ending up in the fires of hell I can stand,but getting there with a ring of fire would be beyond a joke!

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    Re: SICK

    Makes you wonder though, was he the only one ?
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    Re: SICK

    Well,probably the only one in that mortuary,I think they guard their territory jealously,like all normal blokes with girlfriends do! That's not to say there isn't one in every mortuary,in fact there was one only a few months back,an Asian bloke who was breaking into the local undertakers to fiddle with bodies. As I said,everyone's entitled to a hobby!

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    Re: SICK

    Ad a mate, owd Derek who worked at the local Co Op funeral parlour az a stoo-an mason knockin out grave stoo-ans n sed the embalmer o the corpses wuz a real bent bastard who durin the process wud bi eightin a bacon banjo while pumpin away!

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    Pumpin' away at the fluid,or pumpin' away at the corpse like the evil twat in the papers?

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    Wi the fluid Pat. Owd Brian a lorry driver med a delivery n wuz invited in ta av a look around by Derek the stoo-an mason, clocked the embalmer at work, then proceeded ta spew iz fukkin ring up fer the rest o the day. Some geezers o really squeamish!

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