Cull the gulls...

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Cull the gulls...

Never lob a brick at a Turnstone

[Forever Young]

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You'll never outshine the Rainbow Pitta

[Dave Burgess]

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Don,t twat the Tree Sparrow

[Forever Young]

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Don't splash the Wading Brolga

[Pat Harley]

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Never kiss a kestrel!

[Forever Young]

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Can't hide from the Masked Lapwing

[Dave Burgess]

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Don,t snot on the Snow Bunting

[Forever Young]

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Don't show with the Orange Footed Scrub Fowl

[Dave Burgess]

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Don,t cock the Common Scoter

[bob9739]

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Don't call the Booby a Tit !

[stephenfrank]

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Well, that's the left knee done. I'm hobbling around like Heather Mills. Got a feeling this could be the end of my highly promising tap dancing career.

[Pat Harley]

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We should organise an intercontinental hobbling competition! A few contenders amongst us!

Never try to pin a tail on a pintail!

[Forever Young]

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When you say done, was that a new knee?

Bush Stone Curlew will out wade you every time

[stephenfrank]

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No, Ian. Doc repaired meniscus and removed a chunk of bone which was scraping on other bone. Says it should do me a year or so until a new knee.

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Cull the gulls...

Still got the big fukk off cyst behind mi knee which needs removin, cud do wi knew knee joint but NHS in it,s wisdom wanted ta send mi fer Physiotherapy so teld em ta get fukked az ad already paid o,er a undred ackers ta av private physiotherapy ta no avail so not wastin mi fukkin time. If a cud av the cyst removed n bi able ta straighten mi leg ad be oreight but thi refuse ta remove it az the procedure might fukk it up altogether. So carryin on regardless, gerrin used to it n duin exercises ta strengthen mi quadracep, the muscle that suppoorts thi knee joint. Back hurdy gurdyin n gerrin some gud finds, one in particular, a 15th Century Archers Sword recovered from the bloodiest battle ever fought on British soil. Yorkist or Lancastrian? anyones guess? Come in handy ta pay future energy bills. Robbing Bastards! Bring back Nationilsation!