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    Re: Cull the gulls...

    Nothing to do with birds, but I’ve just seen the doctor and he told me i have to stop masterbating. I said, ‘why?’he said, ‘because I’m trying to examine you.’
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    I take it Ian's Bard owl is a Shakespear-like writer and poet!

    Don't spew on the smew!!

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    Don,t strike the Stonechat

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    Don't let Steve masterbate on the magpie
    HURRY UP AND WAIT

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    Don't wag yer tail at a wagtail!

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    Don,t gorge on a Greenfinch

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    Don't bash the Budgie, He's not the Bishop !
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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    Don't evict the house martin
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    Never start a redstart!

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    Don,t piss on the Pied FlyCatcher

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    Don't out spot the thrush
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    Don't ostracise the ostrich.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    Never catch an oystercatcher!

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    Don,t lob stones at the Lapwing

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    Don't pull the wig off a wigeon!

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    Don,t watch the Willow Warbler

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    Don't harry a hen harrier!

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    Don't out smart a Raven
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    Re: Cull the gulls...

    That doesn't make any sense, Ian. You've totally ruined the game now.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    Ravens are smart, you can't out smart one, unless your up before the long speckled start... Sorted
    HURRY UP AND WAIT

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    Game? Fer fukks sake, don,t shoot the Partridge!

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    Never bullshit a bullfinch!

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    Don't poo on the emu.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    Don't land on a landrail.

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    Don,t snot on the Sand Martin

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    Don't flambusal a flamingo
    HURRY UP AND WAIT

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    Don't stick a shank in a redshank!

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    Don,t twat a Twite

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    Not avin twite Dave, oh, altwite then
    HURRY UP AND WAIT

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    A thought Twite wuz orwite Dave, must bi Alzheimers kickin in!

    Don,t shag the Stork

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