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    Eee musta wetched the Color Climax classic Bob, "Down On The Farm With Lassie The Dog"

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    He took some stick after that Dave, he used to walk around the pictures with a torch as a part time job, telling the kids to shut up and keep quiet! As soon as they put the lights out in cinema, the kids all started up making hen clucking sounds. He didn't last there long after that !
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    Don't swallow a swallow!

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    Used ta be a geezer at our flea pit called "Leo" Bob who,d walk round shoutin "SHURRUP!" Poor kiunt nearly ad a jam tart attack after we blew dried payse thru our paye shooters at the screen n ripped the fukker! "Don,t fukk the Falcon"

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    Don't fall in love with a dove.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    Don,t give a parrot a carrot
    2 Para Pal,6 plt B.Coy. Sounds good to me.

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    Don,t gozz on the Goss Hawk

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    Don't bust the bustard!

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    Re: Cull the gulls...

    Slam the ram

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    Come on billS,rams aint birds last time I looked!
    Put the dowel to an owl!

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    Don,t toss the tree creeper

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    Don't moon a Loon.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    Don't gobble a turkey,let them gobble each other!

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    Don,t call the Kite a kunt

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    Don't pppppppp pick up a penguin!

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    Don,t twat the Tree Creeper

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    Anybody else noticed the amount of people young and old with multi coloured streaks in their hair, perhaps their mothers were shagged by a Macaw !
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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    Never muff a Macaw!

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    Never nut a Nutach

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    Or pee on a peacock!

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    Never goose a goose.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    Don,t take an Ostrich hostage
    2 Para Pal,6 plt B.Coy. Sounds good to me.

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    don,t mock the Mallard

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    Don't show yer woody to a woodpecker!

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    Don,t tickle the Tit.

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    Re: Cull the gulls...

    who killed cock sparrow, me said Robin with my bow and arrow ! Why couldn't the twat have shot a Sea Gull ?
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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    Never gawk at a hawk!

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    Never blow a crow.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    Never wank a wheatear!

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    Never piss on the Peregrine

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