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    SWEDISH

    Mate sed, "Dint realise that Greta Thunberg tash wuz 18. Not much fukkin tit fer a Swedish tash!"

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    These days we can't even be sure it is a tash Dave,all depends what it 'identifies' as!

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    Fukkin spot on theer Pat, tash dressed az geezers n geezers dressed az tash these days, n my fukkin tits o bigger than them tash footy players tryin ta bi geezers!

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    Re: SWEDISH

    Sounds like just a normal Saturday morning in Rhine Bks, Dave.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    Re: SWEDISH

    While we gentlemen of 3 would be holding discussions on history,reading Shakespear etc,disdaining to lower ourselves to the childish antics of the Rhine Dwellers!

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    Re: SWEDISH

    Uz 1 Para chaps wud bi honing our Herculian physiques and improving our breathtaking sporting skills!

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    And 2 would've been frantically polishing things!

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    Re: SWEDISH

    Whil,st 3 wud bi rollin around in the gunge!

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    Re: SWEDISH

    Has anybody ever seen that lass smile ? I've never seen such a miserable looking kid !
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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    Think that might av summat ta do wi them puberty restrictin drugs the Ruskie gymnasts wo on when their 6 year owd lookin 30 year owds wo rulin the roost in tash gymnastics Bob. Don,t think Jimmy Clitheroe ever used em tho?

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    Re: SWEDISH

    When the Olympics were on, Eleanor said to me you used to do gymnastics on the pommel horse, thought to myself I couldn't even climb on the bloody thing now !
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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    Re: SWEDISH

    The horse or Eleanor?

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    Re: SWEDISH

    Am still up fer the bedroom gymnastics, "Triple growler lick with pike" mi speciality!

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    Re: SWEDISH

    Kin Both Pat !
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