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    First paramedic on the scene after Katie Price crashed er jam jar shouted, "Where are you bleeding from?"
    She replied, "Am from Essex ya fukkin thick kunt!"

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    She's as thick as a bulls lug Dave, what she looks like when the plastic degenerates only time will tell.
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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    • #3
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      Wonder ow many times she.s ad er growler stitched Bob?

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      • #4
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        Reckon she's had a few pricks in it !
        Bob (geordie) Watts

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        • #5
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          Bet thi ad ta use a knittin needle Bob!

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            She probably uses a ball of wool as a Tampon no doubt !
            Bob (geordie) Watts

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            • #7
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              Kunt like a horse collar az thi say Bob!

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