Ruff arse biker crossin a bridge on iz big fukk off Harley Davidson when eee clocks a young tash balancin on the rail about ta jump inta the drink.
Biker pulls up, guz o,er n sez, "Wot tha duin? Fer fukks sake thaz too young ta do owt fukkin daft like that!"
Tash sez, "Nobody luvs mi, so might az well end it all!" Biker sez, "get theesen down n al gi thi a luv". So she gets down straight inta the bikers arms n giz im a big sloppy kiss. Biker sez, "That,s better, now drop thi knickers, bend o,er the rail n al gi thi a gud back scuttle". She duz az eee sez n biker sticks iz knob reight up er shitter n knocks the arse off er, n when thiv dun she pulls up er clouts n sez, "I feel much better with the world now, thanks to you." Biker sez, "Don,t mention it luv, only too appy ta oblige, n wot upset thi so much?"
"Oh" she sez, "I get fukkin sick o mi parents tellin mi not to dress up as a girl!"