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Having taken into account the current COVID restrictions that currently apply in the different parts of the UK, we have made the difficult decision to cancel the 2021 reunion.
The Chairman Nick Butler will be heading up the Fan at 0930 hrs on Saturday the 15th May and he will lay a BAFC wreath on behalf of the Club at the summit.
He will also toast The Fallen.
If other members wish to make their own pilgrimage up the Fan at their own risk please follow the relevant COVID restrictions that will be in place.
As a Club we are not able to accept liability for members safety and well being over the weekend of 14/15 May. Our Clubs insurance that normally covers Fandance will not operate this year.
Update to follow reference Aldershot 10 Miler on the 20th November 2021.
...........................................................................................................................................................The 10 Miler will be held on w/e Saturday 23rd November 2024..................................................................................................................................
Great time thanks Dave. Did the touristy thing in Londonistan,V&A museum,London Eye,London Dungeon,Horse Guards,Klink Gaol,and various drinking establishments in Fulham where we always base ourselves when visiting the eldest and his wife. Managed to avoid the protests,but saw plenty of the posh twats on the tube with their kids and placards,having a jolly day out annoying everyone before going home to the suburbs.
Then it was off to Cambridge for a couple of days of carousing with the youngest,involving rugby club style intake of alcohol and stuffing meat into ourselves from the BBQ. Nice wee break,and now back to the salads for a week or so to get back to prime limping weight. Any news on yer wounded knee?
Still fukked Pat, avin a private consultation wi an orthopedic surgeon see if eel drain the fukkin thing n ow many ackers it will cost. Waint bi cheapo az consultation iz costin mi 250 ackers, mind you compared ta spoorts fitness physio 35 ackers a gu tellin mi ad got Sciatici, reckon tha gets wot tha pays for. Long gone the days when thi family quack wud gerriz scalpal out n av a gu iz sen, no fukkin about, ah well n thi call it progress, worra loo-ad o fukkin bollox!
Years ago about four or five little white globular lumps appeared on my face. I ignored them until they started to become more noticeable and I was seeing a lovely lass at the time, so I went to my Doc. He knew what they were and knew how to treat them. Reached into his desk drawer, pulled out a scalpel blade and carefully put a neat cut into each one. No blood, nothing runny, just a hard tiny lump. Days later they just withered away. These days you would be referred to a Specialist and months later have the same thing done under anaesthetic in an operating theatre probably.
Wot thaz gorra remember iz that a loo-ad o them owd GPS ad served az MOs in WW11 n the conflicts that follered soon after, so on the job experience in stressful situations wuz built inta their DNA, so no fukkin about wi them lads. Scalpel out, come ere ya whingin fukker n al soort thi out in no time at all. These days so much fukkin about it,s unbelievable, avin ta wait fer a letter fer a hossy appointment, then another wait ta get one, tha gets theer n it,s spot the white man time n another loo-ad o fukkin about till the kunts gat down ta thi prob, durin which time thi ope thaz fukkin kippered so prob soorted. Am one o them geezers who fer some fukkin reason produces enuff lug oyle wax ta start a fukkin candle factory n every time a gu swimmin sends mi fukkin stoo-an deaf (Married Mans Delight!). Used ta gu ta the owd family quack n no fukkin about, out came this big fukk off syringe n while a held the owd kidney tray under mi lug eed stick the fukker in n spray like fukk. After both lugs syringed out the kidney tray wud bi full o dark brown lug wax n jobs a gud un, but downside wuz it sounded like every fukker wuz shoutin at thi! Tha dunt get that kinda service these days, it,s fukkin about wi the owd waitin game ta see the lug oyle "Specialist", worra loo-ad o fukkin bollox!
Of course there's also the fact that the GP's will all be afraid of this generation claiming compensation from them for any small operation they carry out. I remember my mother going to the doc with a lump at the top of her nose which interfered with her glasses and he whipped it off on the spot,although he panicked a bit at the gush of blood that poured down her face and sent her back to her car clutching a clump of tissue the size of a football to her face. She laughed it off and wouldn't have considered kicking up a fuss over something she'd asked him to do! The thing grew back anyway and she just accepted it.
I had an MRI on my knee last Sunday. Right miserable barsted did it. He gave me a pair of headphones and said what music do you want. I thought I would be awkward and asked for The Who. Spent the next 20 minutes listening to Who's Next, one of my favorites. Wish I had asked for Max Bygraves Greatest Hits now, that would have wiped the smirk off his face.
I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.
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