Painful

[bob9739]

image.jpgDoing this could be painful !

[Pat Harley]

Re: Painful

Unless you're a ginger beer,then that cone should slide in easily,and the doc can then look up it to see if any little covids are lurking in there!

[Dave Burgess]

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"Trouble" ad ta tek one or two bog brushes out in er time when nursin, usually Sat neet shift when Rupert ad a luvvers tiff wi Tarquin n wuz feelin lonely on iz own. "Now just stand on your head while I pour this baby oil down your ring piece." "Fukkin ell!" a used ta say, "Marvelous, tha waint let mi use the baby oil on thee!"

[Pat Harley]

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The RAMC medic attached to us in Dover was caught in the shower wanking with the bog brush up his arse. He was known as 'Basil' forever afterwards!

[Dave Burgess]

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Must bi summat about them bog brushes Pat!

[bob9739]

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Baffles me how any bugger can get his rocks off with a big brush stuffed up his chuff. It was bad enough having fingers stuffed up there to check your prostate.

[Dave Burgess]

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Especially if the kunt ad a german band on each showder Bob!

[Pat Harley]

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The day of my accident a bloke shoved his fingers up my arse and twirled them around 'Looking for bone fragments' he said. Later on another one did the same,I'm not sure he needed to,he seemed to enjoy it too much!

[Dave Burgess]

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Main issue Pat, iz did thaa enjoy it?

[Pat Harley]

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Don't think so,I had that much morphine in me I can't really remember,but no urge to repeat it,even though TLO keeps telling me to stick various suggestions up me arse!

[bob9739]

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Pleased I'm not in the medical profession,having to shove fingers up smelly arses, it's not exactly a pleasant task is it !

[Dave Burgess]

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Thi reckon owd Elton luvs it Bob!

[bob9739]

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Elton, Lord of the ring pieces Dave, he's probably got a ring of roses tattooed on his burnt plum mate !

[Kit Karson]

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Did I tell u the time as a youg scrote fell outta tree o to my up turned bike handle bar arse first... I'll leave you with that image

[Dave Burgess]

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Bet that med thi mince pies watter Dave!