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    Geezer guz fer a job az a shiny arse wi the local Council.
    Eee wuz asked, "O tha allergic ta owt?"
    Geezer replies, "Am allergic ta coffee."
    Then asked, "Az tha served in the Military?"
    Geezer replies. "Yes a did two tours o Afghanistan."
    Then asked, "Az tha gorrany disabilities?"
    Geezer replies, "Yes, a copped fer a roo-adside bomb that blew mi bollox off."
    Then teld, "Gud, tha starts tomorrer, hours o 8am while 4pm, come in at 10 am."
    "Why,s that?" asks geezer, "
    if ya start at 8am?"
    Interviewer answers, "Well fer the first two hours all wi do iz drink coffee n scratch our bollox, so it,s no fukkin gud thee comin in till 10am iz it!"
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