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Down at the Nunnery Mother Superior tells the sisters that the joint wuz lookin like a shitouse n needed sprucin up. So after tekkin delivery of paint she tells the sisters ta get "Stuck in!"
"But Mother Superior", sez one o the young Nuns, "We,ll get paint all over habits!"
Towd lass az a think then sez, "We,ll take all our clothes off while painting, there,s no men around so that sorts the problem. They all cloth off bollocko n get stuck in n no sooner get started when thiz a knock at the door, so towd lass drops er paint brush n wi nipples scrapin er kneecaps waddles o,er ta the door.
"Who is it?" she shouts. Geezer replies. "A blind man!"
Towd lass turns ta the Nuns n sez, "If he,s blind, we might as well let the poor chap in, after all he won,t be able to see us." She unlocks the door, lets the geezer in who az a gud look round n sez, "Fukkin ell! thiz some lovely pairs o tits ere!" Now weerz tha want these blinds fittin sweetart?"
"But Mother Superior", sez one o the young Nuns, "We,ll get paint all over habits!"
Towd lass az a think then sez, "We,ll take all our clothes off while painting, there,s no men around so that sorts the problem. They all cloth off bollocko n get stuck in n no sooner get started when thiz a knock at the door, so towd lass drops er paint brush n wi nipples scrapin er kneecaps waddles o,er ta the door.
"Who is it?" she shouts. Geezer replies. "A blind man!"
Towd lass turns ta the Nuns n sez, "If he,s blind, we might as well let the poor chap in, after all he won,t be able to see us." She unlocks the door, lets the geezer in who az a gud look round n sez, "Fukkin ell! thiz some lovely pairs o tits ere!" Now weerz tha want these blinds fittin sweetart?"