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Grey haired Army General walks inta the hotel bar, sits next to a cute bit o young tash, thi hit it off n gerron like a house on fire.
Tash asks, "Pardon me for being forward, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"Oh", replies the General, "Let me think", n scratchin iz crust sez, "Must be about 1950 I reckon."
Tash sez , "Such a long time, but I,m sure you still know what to do, I love a man in uniform, fancy coming up to my room and I,ll refresh your memory."
So thi gu back ta er room, undress, dive inta feather n the owd General giz er a reight gud fukkin n sucks er nipples sore.
"Wow!" sez the tash, "That was incredible, I would,nt have thought that you have never had sex since 1950!"
"I should jolly well think not", sez the General, "Because now it,s only fukkin 21.30!"
Tash asks, "Pardon me for being forward, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"Oh", replies the General, "Let me think", n scratchin iz crust sez, "Must be about 1950 I reckon."
Tash sez , "Such a long time, but I,m sure you still know what to do, I love a man in uniform, fancy coming up to my room and I,ll refresh your memory."
So thi gu back ta er room, undress, dive inta feather n the owd General giz er a reight gud fukkin n sucks er nipples sore.
"Wow!" sez the tash, "That was incredible, I would,nt have thought that you have never had sex since 1950!"
"I should jolly well think not", sez the General, "Because now it,s only fukkin 21.30!"