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    NASA av disclosed that the first human on Mars could be a tash so that when the geezers arrive their scoff will bi ready!

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    In the form of deep fried Mars Bars !
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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      If they send Marianne Faithful, it would be Mars bar for starters.

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        Fukkin state of er now Chris, ad just eight the fukkin Mars bar!

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        • #5
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          Don't fancy Skate wings then Dave ?
          Bob (geordie) Watts

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          • #6
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            Piss flaps fer lug muffs Bob.

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            • #7
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              Bob (geordie) Watts

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                They do something with skate wings over here in Portavogie that involves salting them and hanging on the washing line to dry. Stinking,but very tasty!

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                • #9
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                  In Poland they used to roast the Fish bones/skeletons real crisp and give them the kids for the calcium.
                  Probably still do.
                  A lot of bones in a big Carp. Which is what they have for Christmas dinner. I had it for four years and she always roasted the bones crisp...... (She was cracking looking Polska)
                  "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
                  Me


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                  • #10
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                    Me mother used to say to me, eat your toast hinny, it makes your hair curly. I'm still bloody waiting !
                    Bob (geordie) Watts

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                      I ate too fukkin much Bob!

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                      • #12
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                        Mothers tell lies Dave, One New Years Day she said to me, if you go out you will see a man with as many noses as there are weeks in the year ! like a daft little bugger I was I thought it was true. I did see a lot of strange looking snecks, and comments like what are you looking at you little twat. But nobody with 52 bloody noses !
                        Bob (geordie) Watts

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                        • #13
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                          I often get comments like "Wot are you looking at little twat?" from tash to this day Bob!

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                          • #14
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                            Women don't appreciate anybody with a little culture Dave.
                            Bob (geordie) Watts

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                            • #15
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                              The only culture on Dave is growing under his ballbag!

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