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    403'd to death

    I can not post anything copied or cut and pasted off the www anymore
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    Re: 403'd to death

    Never mind Tone, at least were not being 252'd mate.
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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    Re: 403'd to death

    I got that as well Bob thanks to CSM Menzies..... .

    Straightening me tie...."Bradley.... If the Queens tailor dressed yew...yew would still look like a bag of shit".

    In the dressing room at Windsor Barracks. 3Para was taking over from the Guards for a while. I missed the coach by a few minutes....I thought fook me he will lock me up and throw the key away, so I hopped on the Farnborough Rd by the Boxing Centre and thumbed it to London with me Greatcoat on a hanger. Bloke picked me up by the Duke of York in Camberley was an ex Coldcreamer going to London and drove me right to Windsor barracks. Could not believe my luck.

    "WHERE THE FOOK YEW BIN" Menzies said.
    "I missed the bus and hitchiked it".
    "I'LL HAVE YEW LATER".....but he never did .
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    Bit like when Twa Heeds and somebody else whose name escapes me sneaked away to leave me asleep at the back of the train on the way back from advanced wales in depot. When the time came to change at Reading the bastards left me there,denying all knowledge at the head check on the platform. The next I knew was a train guard waking me saying "You're here mate" at Paddington. Penniless,had to hop a couple of trains to get across london and back to North Camp,where I scrounged 10p to phone Depot and ask for a lift. The answer of course was "F.ck off,walk it,and think what's going to happen when you get here!" The longest walk of my life,down Queens Ave,almost in tears imagining my punishment,and possible ban from going to Brize the following day! Arrived back in the block where Cpl Chris Forrester told me to drop my gear,stand in the toilet,eyes closed,and await his punishment. Stood for a good ten minutes,stomach clenched,eyes closed,waiting for the punch that never came,only to see half the platoon stood shaking silently with mirth in the doorway. The staff were fully aware of what had happened after Twa Heeds confessed,and thought it would be funny to make me sweat! Off to Brize the next morning thank f.ck!!

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    There is nothing like your Reg mates Pat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trubrit2411 View Post
    I can not post anything copied or cut and pasted off the www anymore
    Tony, i get that too, sometimes when you try later it posts up no problem. It's a bar steward mate.
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    I cannot Post anything all I wanted to post was to warn muff divers the virus can get you if you keep going down on her

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    If that was true I'd've been dead for years!!

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    W
    wEll don’t say you have not been warned

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    Can tha gerrit gobblin theesen off Pete?

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    Wishful thinking Dave?

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    Altho am an owd twat, am still quite flexible if tha noze worra mean Pat. Nod nod wink wink se na moor!

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    Re: 403'd to death

    Be handy though if you had more than an inch and a quarter to aim for. You wouldn't have to bend so far!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Harley View Post
    Be handy though if you had more than an inch and a quarter to aim for. You wouldn't have to bend so far!
    That much???
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    "OOOHHH, You are awful! But I like You!"

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    Nice new avatar Dave! One of your home made jobs?

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    Just gone into the new catalogue Pat. Thaz gorra find summat ta do in this lockdown bollox especially when thaz only allowed back in the gaff at mealtimes, mainly ta do the weshin up!

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    But what lovely soft hands you'll have Honky Tonk!

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    Scissor hands eight ya fukkin jam tart out!

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