Re: Covid antibody tests
Well that was my arse last night,like a sawn off shitgun! The hardest bit,after hobbling across the front room,was keeping the cheeks clenched while stepping up the 2 steps leading to the corridor to access the bog. A few near misses with a small squirt down the thigh!
The actual procedure today was no problem,didn't even need to use the gas and air thing except for them making me take a couple of breaths beforehand just to show I knew how to use it. No pain at all,just a couple of uncomfortable moments when she was turning the corners,and fascinating to see the inside of myself in colour as she went deeper and deeper. She pointed out a bit of diverticular disease,(small pouches in the bowel just inside the arse,like hernias that can trap shit and get infected) but that's normal for anyone our age who's had a few hard turds in their time,and rarely causes any probs,so all's well. They said they'll call me back in a couple of years to have another root around,but at least I know what to expect now. My only disappointment was not getting a badge and lollypop as they said I was their easiest patient this week!
Well that was my arse last night,like a sawn off shitgun! The hardest bit,after hobbling across the front room,was keeping the cheeks clenched while stepping up the 2 steps leading to the corridor to access the bog. A few near misses with a small squirt down the thigh!
The actual procedure today was no problem,didn't even need to use the gas and air thing except for them making me take a couple of breaths beforehand just to show I knew how to use it. No pain at all,just a couple of uncomfortable moments when she was turning the corners,and fascinating to see the inside of myself in colour as she went deeper and deeper. She pointed out a bit of diverticular disease,(small pouches in the bowel just inside the arse,like hernias that can trap shit and get infected) but that's normal for anyone our age who's had a few hard turds in their time,and rarely causes any probs,so all's well. They said they'll call me back in a couple of years to have another root around,but at least I know what to expect now. My only disappointment was not getting a badge and lollypop as they said I was their easiest patient this week!
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