We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

[trubrit2411]

List of European Wars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conflicts_in_Europe

[Dave Burgess]

Re: We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

War in our gaff not listed on theer Tone!

[Pat Harley]

Re: We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

It's only a war if you're brave enough to fight back Dave! Your situation is too one sided to count! A supression,genocide,tyrany or something would be more like it!

[Dave Burgess]

Re: We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

Thaz fukkin reight theer Pat, a just roll over on mi Union Jack wi fukk all on opin fer a stroke!

[Pat Harley]

Re: We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

Becoming more like yer dogs every day!

[Dave Burgess]

Re: We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

Nah Pat, thiv got moor fukkin sense than me, cos they gerra stroke!

[Pat Harley]

Re: We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

Val's probably praying for a stroke for you as well,as she checks the insurance!

[Dave Burgess]

Re: We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

Fukk all insurance me Pat just hurdy gurdy n Lord Lovell!

[Don the Mod]

Re: We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

Fukk all insurance me Pat just hurdy gurdy n Lord Lovell!

My wife who was not into any sports or physical pursuits of any kind and was a smoker until she went cold turkey 13yrs ago TODAY, has life insurance. This former paratrooper and athlete is so fit and healthy these days, i can't get life cover.

[Dave Burgess]

Re: We may be idiots..... Lunatics.

Must think thaz gunna live forever Don! Only insurance I av iz the usual, gaff n jam jar. Gaff insurance comes in andy now n agee-an after we gerra visit from Wendy Wind Blows, n tha sees a bit o damage on local roofs. Even tho ours iz oreight, get mi ladders out, mix a bit o gobbo, gerron the ridge n re point it along wi the stack. Teks about an hour, then get one o mi owd Jack n Jill bill ee-ads n send a claim in fer 500 ackers. Thi send some geezer out ta av a butchers who sees all the nice new pointing n get the owd, "Cheques in the post!"