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    Archimides principile:- When body iz immersed in water, the fukkin dog n bone will ring!

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    It's usually when I'm sat on the bog.

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    • #3
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      I never answer the fukker anyway Chris. Might bi sum fukker wantin ackers off thi!

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        I was getting my legover with a nice lass one sunny afternoon while her kids were at school and the phone rang. She lobbed me off and went downstairs to answer the bloody thing. I couldn't believe it; bad mannered bitch. Then she wondered why I wouldn't marry her!

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          Tha shud thank er Chris cos she did thi a reight fukkin favour!

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            She gave me an ultimatum; commit, or I'm off! I can still picture her storming out of the door as I told her I was happy being single. She married some other lad shortly after, who she had already lined up, had a bairn and they are still together. I see her on Facebook and what a miserable looking face. I never missed her, even for a day.

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              Phew! Thaz a lucky fukker Chris!

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                Originally posted by treeman View Post
                She gave me an ultimatum; commit, or I'm off! I can still picture her storming out of the door as I told her I was happy being single. She married some other lad shortly after, who she had already lined up, had a bairn and they are still together. I see her on Facebook and what a miserable looking face. I never missed her, even for a day.
                I been through that a time or six.... They usually come that after about three wiks. I work on a ten year time line now... for important decisions like .....wives for the aquisition of
                "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
                Me


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                • #9
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                  52 years in July fer us Tone.cudda killed er 5 times n still be a free man!

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