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[Dave Burgess]

Gorra very rare compliment from the "Trouble" today when she teld mi, "You,re almost 73 and unbelievably you,ve managed to maintain your looks.
You always were an ugly fukker!"

[Pat Harley]

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She's managed to maintain her 20/20 vision then!!

[Dave Burgess]

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Fukkin DEFINITELY Pat!

[trubrit2411]

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Just the three rings of Marriage mate.

First comes the engagement ring....then comes the wedding ring...... then comes the suffering.....

[bob9739]

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I'm still suffering 57 years after the event, it doesn't stop !

[trubrit2411]

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Bob.... LOL Its nothing to the suff-ring they wrought after they walk through the doors of a Lawyers office..... :-)

[Dave Burgess]

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In my case, the fukkin slammer!

[trubrit2411]

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There is a short cut though Dave. A way to cut right to the heart of it all....
Just find a woman that dont like you..... and buy her a house.

[Dave Burgess]

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Dun that Tone!

[trubrit2411]

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Dun that Tone!

I wrote the book on it.

[Pat Harley]

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Thank f.ck I sacked mine while we were still in quarters,and hadn't bought a house! (Still cost me about 40 grand over the next few years though!)

[Dave Burgess]

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Same owd rule applies when it comes ta tash,"Wots theirs iz theirs n wots thine iz theirs!"

[Pat Harley]

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Well the present one costs me nothing,and has a lot more dosh than me,but then again I ain't upset her.....yet!

[Dave Burgess]

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Duz tha sooth er wi thi farts Pat?

[bob9739]

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She probably thinks it's the aroma of something he's created from a Heston Blumenthal hash up Dave.