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    Gorra very rare compliment from the "Trouble" today when she teld mi, "You,re almost 73 and unbelievably you,ve managed to maintain your looks.
    You always were an ugly fukker!"

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    She's managed to maintain her 20/20 vision then!!

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    Fukkin DEFINITELY Pat!

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    Just the three rings of Marriage mate.

    First comes the engagement ring....then comes the wedding ring...... then comes the suffering.....
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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    I'm still suffering 57 years after the event, it doesn't stop !
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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    Re: RETAINED

    Bob.... LOL Its nothing to the suff-ring they wrought after they walk through the doors of a Lawyers office..... :-)
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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    Re: RETAINED

    In my case, the fukkin slammer!

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    There is a short cut though Dave. A way to cut right to the heart of it all....
    Just find a woman that dont like you..... and buy her a house.
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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    Dun that Tone!

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    Re: RETAINED

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    Dun that Tone!
    I wrote the book on it.
    Last edited by trubrit2411; 4 Days Ago at 13:06.
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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    Thank f.ck I sacked mine while we were still in quarters,and hadn't bought a house! (Still cost me about 40 grand over the next few years though!)

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    Same owd rule applies when it comes ta tash,"Wots theirs iz theirs n wots thine iz theirs!"

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    Well the present one costs me nothing,and has a lot more dosh than me,but then again I ain't upset her.....yet!

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    Duz tha sooth er wi thi farts Pat?

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    Re: RETAINED

    She probably thinks it's the aroma of something he's created from a Heston Blumenthal hash up Dave.
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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    Re: RETAINED

    My farting apparatus is unfortunately broken,since the dentist gave me about 5 different antibiotics to take,which seem to have killed everything living in my guts,even after a belly full of beer. She meanwhile can outfart me,and leaves me gagging jealously on my side of the bed!

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    Re: RETAINED

    Maybe your sense of smell has gone Pat
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    Re: RETAINED

    Definitely not! She's f.ckin' stinking!

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    The fresh aroma o true luv I reckon Pat!

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    Re: RETAINED

    Nice to see you appreciate her attributes Pat
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