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[Dave Burgess]

Gorra very rare compliment from the "Trouble" today when she teld mi, "You,re almost 73 and unbelievably you,ve managed to maintain your looks.
You always were an ugly fukker!"

[Pat Harley]

She's managed to maintain her 20/20 vision then!!

[Dave Burgess]

Fukkin DEFINITELY Pat!

[trubrit2411]

Just the three rings of Marriage mate.

First comes the engagement ring....then comes the wedding ring...... then comes the suffering.....

[bob9739]

I'm still suffering 57 years after the event, it doesn't stop !

[trubrit2411]

Bob.... LOL Its nothing to the suff-ring they wrought after they walk through the doors of a Lawyers office..... :-)

[Dave Burgess]

In my case, the fukkin slammer!

[trubrit2411]

There is a short cut though Dave. A way to cut right to the heart of it all....
Just find a woman that dont like you..... and buy her a house.

[Dave Burgess]

Dun that Tone!

[trubrit2411]

Dun that Tone!

I wrote the book on it.

[Pat Harley]

Thank f.ck I sacked mine while we were still in quarters,and hadn't bought a house! (Still cost me about 40 grand over the next few years though!)

[Dave Burgess]

Same owd rule applies when it comes ta tash,"Wots theirs iz theirs n wots thine iz theirs!"

[Pat Harley]

Well the present one costs me nothing,and has a lot more dosh than me,but then again I ain't upset her.....yet!

[Dave Burgess]

Duz tha sooth er wi thi farts Pat?

[bob9739]

She probably thinks it's the aroma of something he's created from a Heston Blumenthal hash up Dave.

[Pat Harley]

My farting apparatus is unfortunately broken,since the dentist gave me about 5 different antibiotics to take,which seem to have killed everything living in my guts,even after a belly full of beer. She meanwhile can outfart me,and leaves me gagging jealously on my side of the bed!

[Forever Young]

Maybe your sense of smell has gone Pat

[Pat Harley]

Definitely not! She's f.ckin' stinking!

[Dave Burgess]

The fresh aroma o true luv I reckon Pat!

[bob9739]

Nice to see you appreciate her attributes Pat