Wuz talkin to a tash in the battlecruiser last neet n she teld mi she wuz a rep fer a local travel firm.
She sed, "Why don,t you get you n your beloved a romantic cruise wi uz, I,ll do thi a gud deal."
"No thanks luv", I replied, "Way things are at present bi like volunteerin ta gu on the Titanic. Why dunt thy ask owd Black Sam the barman?"
"I already av", she sed, "but eee teld mi that im n iz brothers aint fallin fer that fukker agee-an!"