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    Wrote this a couple of years back. Still a philosophy I stand by.

    Philosophy for The Lazy Person

    I really must fix that fence, the day after today
    I suppose I could have fixed it today.
    but what I always say…
    is
    why put off until the day after yesterday
    what you can put off until the day after today.
    There’s no need to take offence.
    well, not my fence anyway
    because it needs repairing
    not that I’m caring
    not today, anyway.
    I know what you're going to say.
    If I continue putting off until tomorrow,
    what I could have done today,
    eventually, someday, one day, there will not be a day after today.
    Umm! Good point, I hear what you're saying,
    what’s the point in planning to fix the fence at all if,
    before I get started, I could be departed.
    Think I’ll just leave it for a while
    that seems to be the best way
    and if by chance I survive the day after today
    well, there’s always the next day.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

  • #2
    Re: Lazy Twat

    Good philosophy,matches my own,can't rush these things!

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    • #3
      Re: Lazy Twat

      Nice one

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      • #4
        Re: Lazy Twat

        Its called procrastination. Absolutely unbecoming of an Airborne warrior I might add. Knobby would not be amused.
        "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
        Me


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        • #5
          Re: Lazy Twat

          Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
          Its called procrastination. Absolutely unbecoming of an Airborne warrior I might add. Knobby would not be amused.
          don't worry, I wouldn't be lazing around if, Nobby was about.
          I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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          • #6
            Re: Lazy Twat

            Oh yes you would but under cover somewhere
            Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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            • #7
              Re: Lazy Twat

              I'm going to quote that to the Ayatollah, when she asks me to decorate a room, is there anyone who would like to attend my funeral !
              Bob (geordie) Watts

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              • #8
                Re: Lazy Twat

                Fukkin murder tryin ta keep em appy Bob!

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                • #9
                  Re: Lazy Twat

                  Originally posted by stephenfrank View Post
                  don't worry, I wouldn't be lazing around if, Nobby was about.
                  I used to fook off in the other direction when Nobby was around
                  "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
                  Me


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                  • #10
                    Re: Lazy Twat

                    I generally did that with all RSM's,and a good few senior ranks as well! Always easier to make excuses after the event than get caught in the first place!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Lazy Twat

                      Never that fukkin lucky, I musta ad "OCs Orders!" tattooed on mi fukkin forree-ad!

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