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    Wimmin......

    Sat in a Cafe this morning gandering at all the Soft and Warms when I suddenly realised one thing.
    Women ........ do not wear skirts and dresses anymore. Not at all. Aint seen a women in a skirt or a frock in a long long time. All around me hundreds of women walking by, not one bit of leg. All dresses in Black brown or denim trousers and jeans.
    They all look like fookin' blokes. Navvies.... They look like they belong on a building site. Short hair. Ankle high boots. Baggy tee shirts.... even down to the tattoos they cover their arms with. Mostly some to degree overweight.
    Two of them fookin' and blinding a table away, they even sound like navvies. Nothing feminine about them at all in any way shape or form. Oh there are exceptions but mostly they are not anything like the beauties we had to play with... and for.
    How do these young blokes get a lob on for these specimens ? I feel sorry for a young bloke today. He has no idea how good it could be for messing with these munters....
    Anyway I asked this waitress who I have know a long time. She said its the Feminist Movement. It put us in competion with men. We are in the "Strong Woman Era".
    WTF ? World has gone daft.
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    Fukkin true that Tone, most o the young tash are overweight wearin them leggings that meks their arse look like two Joe Baxis parked side by side n a rop angin down over the front o their growler. Nice ta see a 7 stoo-an cute little thing but must say the exception rather than the rule these too little exercise n too much scoff days. Thank fukk I wuz around in them mini skirt days n even befoor in the days befoor tights weer a knee trembler up a back alley wuz a piece o piss. Lob the lad out, pick the little cutie up n slide the owd hampton up over the stocking top n up inta the luv tunnel when she slips the crutch o the clout ta one side. Fukkin ell! I need a piss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Wimmin......

    You can't piss with a hard on

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    when ye come up we can drive to davis and you will see a few skirts
    shankhill rd to the battle school " carpe diem"

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    Too many blokes wearing skirts these days.

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    Re: Wimmin......

    It's just a comfort thing,and what I wear in the privacy of my own gaff is my business and mine alone!

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    Ah but is it a mini skirt Pat??
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    Re: Wimmin......

    Quote Originally Posted by Forever Young View Post
    Ah but is it a mini skirt Pat??
    Most prob but will look like a gown on Pat.

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    Re: Wimmin......

    Or a maxi skirt.

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    Re: Wimmin......

    have to agree we saw a woman in the pub last night I said to my mates missus shes big boned, or she could do with missing a few dinners
    Lets see more of these chicks
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    She,s a Beauty Jack, arse like 2 pickled onions!

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    Not bad but a bit heavy on the thighs
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    Heavy on the face my favourite! Mmmfsnagglemmmff!!!!

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    Bit choosy owd Ian int eee? Fukkin ell! heavy on the thighs? She cud wrap the fukkers around mi waist any fukkin time!

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    Re: Wimmin......

    That's a grand specimen of womanhood !
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    Re: Wimmin......

    Worran ugly bag. Dunno how blokes put up with 'em.

    You need a very fat wallet to pull that one.... Looks don't matter. Just the size of yer stash.
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    Not true if thaz a Gynacologist Tone. "Pass me the probe nurse."

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