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    …Ofri Fuchs?

    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    shankhill rd to the battle school " carpe diem"

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    Some kunt fill him in.
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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    Am sure he/she/it was in 1 Para mortars

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    Fukkin ell! Even meks Diane Abbott look shagable!

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    Quote Originally Posted by standinthedoor View Post
    Am sure he/she/it was in 1 Para mortars
    3 Para.

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    Not me,honest Guv!! And not 3 Para,as they only took the best looking from Depot,the ugly ones going to the lesser Battalions!

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    Nah you only got 2's rejects
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    Definitely not,the cream rose to the top as usual,and 3 were always known for being handsome gentlemen,whereas 1 and 2 were savages,causing trouble wherever they went. Bloody Sunday and Ballymurphy to name but a couple,whereas there's no stain attached to the good name of the clean living,if slightly tarnished,but good looking 3rd!!!!

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    Cream - the thickest part of everything and as for trouble, well 2 just were trying to show you 3 wimps how to do the job properly
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    Come on girls, now settle down. We,re all friends together, excuse us while we go upstairs.

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    Cream does rise to the top, so do turds.

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    Healthy ones anyway Ron. Sinkers mee-an thy az ta change thee diet.

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    Always thought flouters meant you had to much wind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by standinthedoor View Post
    Cream does rise to the top, so do turds.
    Not all turds are floaters - I could explain why but not at the breakfast table......
    I just don't understand why they won't shut the hell up while I practice my people skills....

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    Plenty o fibre down thee Gregory giz em floatation.

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    That's what you get for eating twigs and leaves !
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    is it just me who throws about 4 sheets of bog paper down the bog pre-crap, just to kill the splash sound (in case the vicar is downstairs) as they hit the water?

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    Bit of sphincter and stomache muscle control you can get it into the water before breaking off.
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don the Mod View Post
    Bit of sphincter and stomache muscle control you can get it into the water before breaking off.
    Just measured it Don, it is 14 inches from arse-hole to surface of water in bog, what the f**k are you eating to produce 14 inch turds FFS?

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    Haggis,Square Sausage and deep fried mars bars are a staple diet in Scotland.

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    I produce some that I swear I can feel releasing from the back of my neck,and nearly need to snap them off at my arse and start again to avoid being hydraulically lifted off the bog! Regular every morning within 5 minutes of leaving my bed,no constipation in this house!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Harley View Post
    I produce some that I swear I can feel releasing from the back of my neck,and nearly need to snap them off at my arse and start again to avoid being hydraulically lifted off the bog! Regular every morning within 5 minutes of leaving my bed,no constipation in this house!
    Pat - that would not be hydraulic - no fluid involved - Mechanical event is more accurate
    I just don't understand why they won't shut the hell up while I practice my people skills....

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    Have you superceded Don as site pedant Kev?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Harley View Post
    Have you superceded Don as site pedant Kev?
    Not possible to supersede Don, but I am a student of his ......
    I just don't understand why they won't shut the hell up while I practice my people skills....

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    You have learned well Grasshopper.

    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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