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    Daftland

    Don't usually look in this thread, but I lifted this from fudbook and thought it was appropriate.

    We live in a country called Daftland. The England we knew is no more where sensible people do ludicrous things, or risk breaking some Daftland laws.


    In Daftland we have police dogs with muzzles, less the villain has cause to complain.

    To steal from a shop & say 'sorry', means you're free with no stain on your name.


    You'd better leave lights on in buildings, when you lock up and go home at night, 'cause burglars might hurt themselves and there's no way you'd be in the right.


    When speaking, be wary in Daftland, as some words you have used all your life, now have connotations unintended and you'll end up in all sorts of strife.


    We elect politicians in Daftland to give us the law of the land yet 9 out of 10 now come from abroad, the whole thing has got out of hand.


    The borders are open in Daftland and of migrants there is no keeping track, just a few of the thousands illegally here will ever be caught and sent back.


    The exception to this is the Hero who fought for this land in the war he is old, he is sick; he might cost us a bit so he is not welcome here any more.


    When history is written in Daftland, historians may just recall that the craziest people in Daftland were the public who put up with it all.
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    Cheers for that one Don, how true is all of that !
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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