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.................................................................................................................................The next Fandance is Sat 18th May 2024......................................................................................................................
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Having taken into account the current COVID restrictions that currently apply in the different parts of the UK, we have made the difficult decision to cancel the 2021 reunion.
The Chairman Nick Butler will be heading up the Fan at 0930 hrs on Saturday the 15th May and he will lay a BAFC wreath on behalf of the Club at the summit.
He will also toast The Fallen.
If other members wish to make their own pilgrimage up the Fan at their own risk please follow the relevant COVID restrictions that will be in place.
As a Club we are not able to accept liability for members safety and well being over the weekend of 14/15 May. Our Clubs insurance that normally covers Fandance will not operate this year.
Update to follow reference Aldershot 10 Miler on the 20th November 2021.
.........................................................................................................................The 10 Miler will be held on w/e Saturday 23rd November 2024........................................................................................
...hawks wish fukkers would stop feeding them. Car gets splatted every fukkin week. I'd heard a theory that it's red cars they're attracted to, so I joogled it.
Scientists found that some 18 per cent of red cars were marked with droppings, while green cars were found to suffer the least with just 1 per cent marked.
When I worked the night shift there hundreds of gulls on the warehouse roof I did not have car so at brew time I would sneak out and throw a big stone on the roof scared the gulls who flew off in fright and shit on every car in the car park I know what a trick to do but I did it anyway
Don ,when I replied to this post I got the message , "Error this message is too short" ???, My answer tae yer ****n shite post was, that I had two answers to the problem ,called shotguns
I was once driving past a field just as a flock of Greylag Geese took off; right over the car, about 20 feet and rising. A couple of hundred birds and I reckon every one of them dropped a load; all over my motor. In an instant, black became khaki brown and white.
Used ta mek me laff when big fukk off gulls were seen flying over Shiny Sheff n tha can,t get any further from the fukkin coast than that, 80 miles east, 80 miles west n full blown expeditition , north or south. Some thick kunt wud look up and say, "Fukkin ell! it must bi ruff weather on the coast!" Nearest them scrounging, scavenging dirty bastards av ever bin ta the coast is the local fukkin tip!
Your right Dave, gulls are scavengers and will go wherever some daft twat is feeding them. And the bastards can get aggressive, one of my bunch was on holiday in Cornwall when one swooped down and grabbed her pasty. Laughable I know but they can get bloody nasty !
I made the mistake of chasing a bunch of about 20 swans up the Medway in my RIB,and as they took to the air every one of them unloaded ballast!I rode through a cloud of shit,and came out covered from head to toe,lesson learned!
When I was a little kid a Swan half killed me. I was in the drink after an egg from its nest. It hammered me for the longest five minutes of me life. Lashed me with its wings. Pecked me all over and did Riverdance on me back with them big yellow feet. Try swimming with a Swan doing The Highland Fling on yer shoulder blades and jack hammering your head.
"If they control your speech.....they control your life" Me
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