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    Rupert n Tarquin are lying in bed when owd Tarquin starts rubbin Vasaline all over iz birds nest, so Rupert asks, "What are you doing that for old chap?"
    "Well I read in Falcon magazine my good fellow", ses Tarquin, "that rubbing Vasaline on any bodypart promotes hair growth."
    "Don,t be such a silly Billy", ses Rupert, "If that was the case, I would have a pony tail growing out of my fokking arse hole!"

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    Cracker .... keep it up Pvt Burgess 1 Para( retired)
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
    Me


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    • #3
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      Wish tha cud say, "Retired undefeated", Tone!

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        Yer never defeated till they're nailing that lid down!!!

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        • #5
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          Oh I don,t know Pat. "Coming Dear!"

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