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    Donald Trump

    Jamaica, Queens New York City
    family deserving admirability.
    Nineteen forty six the year
    Seventy years the yesteryear.

    Father Fred of German stock
    took a Scottish lady in wedlock.
    Five children they'd beget
    Donald trump a real asset.

    A bachelors degree in economics
    one of his quality characteristics.
    A non smoker and teetotal
    also considered complimental.

    Eighteen golf courses managed or owned
    film and tv work ascertained.
    His businesses includes real estate
    and a huge diverse conglomerate.

    Book and magazine publishing
    hospitality, home furnishing.
    Airlines, helicopter air services
    apparel,jewellery and accessories.

    Now the icing on the cake
    about to undertake.
    President of the United States
    to the joy of his associates.

    Donald Trump fires not one, not two, not three, but FOUR PEOPLE in the boardroom. Must see!If you are a fan of the hit show the apprentice, come join our com...

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    Re: Donald Trump

    Originally posted by johnb View Post
    Donald Trump

    Jamaica, Queens New York City
    family deserving admirability.
    Nineteen forty six the year
    Seventy years the yesteryear.

    Father Fred of German stock
    took a Scottish lady in wedlock.
    Five children they'd beget
    Donald trump a real asset.

    A bachelors degree in economics
    one of his quality characteristics.
    A non smoker and teetotal
    also considered complimental.

    Eighteen golf courses managed or owned
    film and tv work ascertained.
    His businesses includes real estate
    and a huge diverse conglomerate.

    Book and magazine publishing
    hospitality, home furnishing.
    Airlines, helicopter air services
    apparel,jewellery and accessories.

    Now the icing on the cake
    about to undertake.
    President of the United States
    to the joy of his associates.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2u8OVK4qD4
    He wasn't a paratroop-to much brainpower for that

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    • #3
      Re: Donald Trump

      Top geezer owd Don Boy.

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      • #4
        Re: Donald Trump

        Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
        Top geezer owd Don Boy.
        HOW THE F***
        WOULD YOU KNOW

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        • #5
          Re: Donald Trump

          Owd Don Boy ses wot I think!

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          • #6
            Re: Donald Trump

            Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
            Owd Don Boy ses wot I think!
            poor fukking kunt-i'm doing better

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            • #7
              Re: Donald Trump

              I would have rhymed Donald Trump with Forrest Gump, but that's just me.
              I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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              • #8
                Re: Donald Trump

                Originally posted by stephenfrank View Post
                I would have rhymed Donald Trump with Forrest Gump, but that's just me.
                your a clever kunt that's an unusual stunt

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                • #9
                  Re: Donald Trump

                  Originally posted by johnb View Post
                  your a clever kunt that's an unusual stunt
                  finally we are getting some decent rhymes.
                  I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Donald Trump

                    Originally posted by stephenfrank View Post
                    finally we are getting some decent rhymes.
                    not from you
                    so what's new

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                    • #11
                      Re: Donald Trump

                      Fukkin Brill this innit, just like bein back in the block all them years ago tekkin the piss outa every fukker.Except when it wuz your turn, and after some nosy twat saw me disappearing into the woods off the Farnboro Rd accompanied by a 6 foot 2 inch Jock WRAC who ad a marked resemblance to Arthur Mallard. Keks off she kept screaming, "Ya fokkin wee beastie bastar! Wots ya fokkin name? Justin or fokkin Tin Tin?"

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                      • #12
                        Re: Donald Trump

                        Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
                        Fukkin Brill this innit, just like bein back in the block all them years ago tekkin the piss outa every fukker.Except when it wuz your turn, and after some nosy twat saw me disappearing into the woods off the Farnboro Rd accompanied by a 6 foot 2 inch Jock WRAC who ad a marked resemblance to Arthur Mallard. Keks off she kept screaming, "Ya fokkin wee beastie bastar! Wots ya fokkin name? Justin or fokkin Tin Tin?"
                        prove it kunt

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                        • #13
                          Re: Donald Trump

                          Reight ya cheeky TWAT, That,s all a can stand, n a caynt stands na more! I,m gunna knock seven kinds o shit outa thee ya fukkin Leicester City soap dodger luvin BASTARD!
                          Either purrup or shurrup ya bottleless FUKKIN BASTARD!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Donald Trump

                            Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
                            Reight ya cheeky TWAT, That,s all a can stand, n a caynt stands na more! I,m gunna knock seven kinds o shit outa thee ya fukkin Leicester City soap dodger luvin BASTARD!
                            Either purrup or shurrup ya bottleless FUKKIN BASTARD!!!!
                            use spell check you gourmless bastard-thick as pig shit

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                            • #15
                              Re: Donald Trump

                              You,ll have to excuse my outburst, I,d just run out of dripping, but all back to normal now, KUNT!

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