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    Shagging Graham Norton!
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    Ta keep the queue down Bob, Quack wud probably say, "Well fukkin go on then!!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread BUS in Jokes
    Whenever a see a tash drivin a bus, a smile ta mesen n think just ow far society az progressed. Then a wait fer the next fukkin bus!
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    Wots a shag Chris?
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    Dave Burgess started a thread BIKER in Jokes
    Ruff arse biker crossin a bridge on iz big fukk off Harley Davidson when eee clocks a young tash balancin on the rail about ta jump inta the drink....
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    Ad mi X Ray on mi fukked knee last Wed Bob, so gid the GP a bell this afs ta see wot the the future holds fer the future regarding treatment or...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread BOOZE in Jokes
    Two geezers o robbin a booze shop n one asks the other, "Is this Whisky?" Iz mate replies, "Yeth, but not ath whisky az wobbin a fukkin bank!"
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    CHANNEL 5: "GPS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS," Patients having live face to face appointments with their doctor, viewers might find this upsetting!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TERRORISM in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Terrorism dunt bother me, av bin Sam n Harry,d 20 fukkin years!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread END in Jokes
    Shareholders in "Bargain Booze" o fukkin shittin theresens az share prices plummit, but thiv seen fukk all yet az the Universal Credit top up fukks...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread MARS in Jokes
    N the Baffoon n iz mob deffo come from Screw Loose Land!
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    Problem is Bob that most in Government, especially the present mob o from the silver spoon brigade and will never understand the challenges the...
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    Scientists av confirmed that there wuz certainly life on Mars at some polnt. Chris Whitty the Chief Medical Officer agrees n sez eee can ardly wait...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SIMULTANIOUS in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Only gud thing about gerrin owd iz that every time a shag the Missis a gerra simultanious tit wank!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CAMEL in Jokes
    Mate sed, "A fukkin luvved the wifes Camel toe when she wuz young. All these years later the fat kunt looks like the whole fukkin Camel!"
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    Milk Snatcher fukked all the Social housing up Bob wi the "Reight ta buy" bollocks Bob. Then shut all the big industries down, Mining, Steel,...
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    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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