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    Dave Burgess started a thread EARLY in Jokes
    Mate sed, "A put mi 4 year owd grandson ta sleep last neet. That,ll teach the cheeky little kunt ta wrestle mi in fukkin future!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread STRINGS in Jokes
    Mate sed, "No strings attached sex iz oreight until she wakes up, wriggles free n fukks off!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread LGBT in Jokes
    Searched LGBT on the internet, kunt gerra fukkin straight answer!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid... in Pictures
    All that wankin az caught up wi mi Bob!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Close call... in Pictures
    Deffo a close call theer Don!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid... in Pictures
    Wots tha got Don if tha misses the pot n piss on the deck?
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CHEMIST in Jokes
    Young geezer iz asked by iz new young tashfriend fer dinner back at er gaff. Bit inexperienced eee guz ta the chemist fer some advice about...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread RECEPTION in Jokes
    A CEO, a labourer n an immigrant are at a weddin reception standin next ta table wi 20 trifles on. The CEO quickly scoffs 19 o the fukkers leavin...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TALK in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Mi new deaf tash sez we need ta talk. Fukkin ell! that,s norra gud sign!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread PILL in Jokes
    Tash guz ta the quacks n complains that er hubby az lost all interest in sex. Quack sez, "Well there,s a pill you can try on im but I must warn you...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread WHISKEY in Jokes
    Two geezers robbin a booze shop, one picks a bottle n asks the other,"Is this Whiskey?" Iz mate replies, "Not az wisky az wobbin a fukkin shop!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread 3 TASH in Jokes
    3 tash at the spoorts club in the changin room gerrin ready ta play squash when a geezer completely bollocko walks thru wi a bag o,er iz crust....
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    Dave Burgess started a thread BLEEDING in Jokes
    Geezer runs inta the hossy penis in hand n shouts to a nurse, "Please can you help me?" Horrified, she screams, "Have you stopped the bleeding?"...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread MR UNIVERSE in Jokes
    Got talking about bodybuilding to a local queer n eee sed that he entered the 1992 Mr. Universe. Sed, "I did,nt really enjoy the experience, but we...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread LOCKDOWN in Jokes
    Can just imagine all the ugly fukkers jumpin fer joy Tone!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread FAIR in Jokes
    Ta bi fair a few tash comedians do av some ayf decent material. Just a pity tharrits usually coverin their fukkin tits!
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    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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