• Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Hours Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Ride of respect in Pictures
    Brill turnout theer Bob!
    2 replies | 11 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Hours Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread WOMAN in Jokes
    Worrif God iz a woman? Norronly will a bi guin ta hell, a won,t av a fukkin clue Why?
    0 replies | 8 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    9 Hours Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Total... in Pictures
    Methane that explodes from thi ring piece Ron az tha noze bein an ex underground savage iz very explosive. Thi worra prog on the gogglebox a while...
    13 replies | 120 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Total... in Pictures
    Don,t think ad fancy that flavour Don!
    13 replies | 120 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread GOOD in Jokes
    A gud wife allus forgives er hubby when she,s fukkin wrong!
    0 replies | 31 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Is this real ? in Pictures
    That,s weer all the social housing az gone Bob. 90% o the kunts who buy em at auction o fukkin soo-ap dodgers.
    19 replies | 269 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    After witnessin child birth Bob, mi first thought wuz, "Am wastin mi fukkin time ere!"
    22 replies | 232 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    One things fer fukkin sure Pat, thall never wear a growler out!
    22 replies | 232 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread PULLED in Jokes
    Plod pulled mi o,er last neet n when a gorrout eee sed, "Do you realise that your car iz swerving all over the fukkin road from left to right!" I...
    0 replies | 33 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread who remembers... in Pictures
    Paddys a worked wi Tone used ta fry their bacon on a mucky shovel eld o,er a gas oil, (Red Diesel) jeremiah. Thi used ta luv their black soot...
    10 replies | 72 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread HOMELESS in Jokes
    Wuz in fanny brown taday n passed a homeless tash n felt sorry fer er. Than a remembered the advice ad seen on the gogglebox about givin em summat...
    0 replies | 33 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Owd Ursula Undress back in 62, in mi prime o mi wankin days!
    22 replies | 232 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread who remembers... in Pictures
    Every week Don, usually skint agee-an by Monday, burrif thad gorra 10 bob noo-at left tha felt like John Paul Getty!
    10 replies | 72 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Nowt a roll o gaffer tape wunt cure Pant. "Now cum ere luv, drop thi keks n bend o,er this kitchen table, al fukkin show thi Britains got fukkin...
    22 replies | 232 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread IRISH TASH in Jokes
    Young Irish tash returns oo-am after fukkin off 5 years agu. "Wer da fook az yooz been arl deez years?" asks Dad, "Yaz mudder az bin sick wid worry,...
    0 replies | 46 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Altho deffo a reight slapper Rab, she cud gi mi a wank wi er growler any day! Wonder if she teks it up the shitter? DEFFO!!
    22 replies | 232 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread SHUT in Jokes
    Thi reckon that battlecruisers will av ta shut fer skoyls ta re-open. Fukkin ell! Dint know thi wo that much under age drinkin!
    0 replies | 44 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Az tha sez Ron, very sad, terrible end to young lives. Another crash site a lot nearer ta weer a used ta live wuz up on Broomhead Moor, a Wellington...
    624 replies | 100011 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread TEST in Jokes
    Thiz a new test ta see if thaz got Covid 19: Pour theesen a glass o thi favourite spirit, if tha can smell it n taste it thaz ayfweer theer. Tested...
    0 replies | 35 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    4 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Ope this fukkin works, if so, ere tha guz Ron, pics o mi owd Dark Peak untin ground tekkan about 15 years agu. Probably biggest aircraft wreck in the...
    624 replies | 100011 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    4 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Fukkin ell Pat, that,s just tha warm up! By the way, duz tha know a 3 Para lad called Andy Harrison? Be about 50 n az opened a cafe/battlecruiser on...
    624 replies | 100011 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    4 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Shaggin iz a gud all round body workout Pat, but mek sure tha uses the full in n out thrust action ta tone up thi six pack. Keepin it guin fer 30...
    624 replies | 100011 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    4 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread MASKS in Jokes
    Tell thi wot, them fukkin masks do work. A even worked up the bollox ta buy some french letters of the beautytash young assistant at the Chemists...
    0 replies | 42 view(s)
More Activity

2 Visitor Messages

  1. View Conversation
    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
    John
  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
    And finally the motto I live by is summed up in the song which is sung at the very end of that brilliant piss take film.
    "ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!
Showing Visitor Messages 1 to 2 of 2
About Dave Burgess

Basic Information

Statistics


Total Posts
Total Posts
34,520
Posts Per Day
11.38
Last Post
Ride of respect 2 Hours Ago
Visitor Messages
Total Messages
2
Most Recent Message
24th June 2015
General Information
Last Activity
1 Hour Ago
Join Date
17th April 2012
Referrals
0
Page 1 of 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 LastLast

7th August 2020


6th August 2020


5th August 2020


4th August 2020



Page 1 of 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 LastLast