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    Dave Burgess started a thread TWO MONTHS in Jokes
    "Fukkin ell!" mate sed, "The missis iz still in hospital after two months. That fukkin Liposuction dunt arf tek a long time!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread FUNNY in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Strange fukkers them wimmin. Once ad one who worked at a florist so never bought er flowers. Then a tash who worked at a chocolate factory...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread EMBARRASSING in Jokes
    Mate o mine who,s just come outa the slammer sed, "Pretty embarrassing but I scream like a little girl while avin sex. My big fukk off black...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread BREATHING in Jokes
    Mate sed, "I wuz breathing heavily down the back o mi fat missises neck groaning fukk me over n over again. "Fukkin hate it when I av...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread NEW TASH in Jokes
    Tha wants ta see mi mates new tash, the kinda tash that geezers whistle at. She looks like a fukkin sheep dog!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread NAMES in Jokes
    Asked a West Indian tash, "Why did tha call thi three current buns, Tyrone, Tyrone n Tyrone?" Ow du thi know who thaz torkin to?" "Easy...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread 75 in Jokes
    I just can,t believe the fuss about people not wanting to work until they,re seventy five. It keeps you fit and your mind sharp and is good for your...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Steele Dossier in Pictures
    As with Ron, workin class Wigan Lass fer me!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CRIED in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Am not afraid ta tell thi that a cried when the tash I pulled last neet uttered thos three special words. "I do anal."
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Steele Dossier in Pictures
    Jess Philips wud mi my choice, ordinary workin class lass who understands the plight o ordinary working class people.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread GREY in Jokes
    Mate looked outa iz winda yesterday n sed, "Fukkin elll! Look at the state of it out theer, grey n miserable." Iz missis sed, "Stop bein a...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread OWD ANDY in Jokes
    Remember what pig shagger Cameron and his bumboy Osborne told us Jack? "We,re all in this together!" Like fukk!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread OWD ANDY in Jokes
    Good insight that Jack. Nowt wi dint know already, Andy Pandy iz a full weight lieing kunt as well az bein a priveledge toff twat leading a lifestyle...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DRINKING in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Am givin up drinkin fer a month. Fukkin ell! That came out wrong, I.m giving up. Drinking for a month!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SPREAD in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Every time I gorra new tash I used ta measure ow wide thi cud open their legs n kept the results on a spread sheet."
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SLAP in Jokes
    Mate sed iz missis asked im ta slap er when they,re avin the lego,er. Eee sez it stops er falling asleep.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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