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    Dave Burgess started a thread OWD IQBAL in Jokes
    Owd Iqbal from the corner shop az bin prosecuted fer tryin ta choke iz Missis. Turns out she were,nt fukkin owd enuff ta eight solids yet!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread RD'd Again ! in Pictures
    Not strictly true Pat, generous az the day iz long mesen but must admit thiz tight kunts everyweer.
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid antibody tests in Pictures
    I av a permanent damp patch weer mi knobend sits in mi underpants n notice a small dewdrop droppin from mi jap eye when bollock naked. Time fer them...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Tasty Japs in Pictures
    I ope eee gets in agee-an Bill, giz mi the chance ta av a wank lookin at iz Missis!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid antibody tests in Pictures
    No wonder thiz so many kippered o so called Covid 19, quacks gerrin big bonio fer writin the fukker on the kippered certificate, kunts must bi mekkin...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread HOME in Jokes
    Just read the EDL newsletter: "Muslims advised to stay home!" In their own fukkin countries!"
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread RD'd Again ! in Pictures
    Gerrin There! Bob. Well Done!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid antibody tests in Pictures
    Allus ad mi suspicions about this Covid 19 story, n the moor I ere the moor suspicious a get. Control they,re gerrin over uz at present iz a fukkin...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Tasty Japs in Pictures
    Spot on theer Tone, she deffo ad the whip hand controlling a cabinet that wuz freetened ta fukkin dee-ath of er n the only thing that the opposition...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread OUT in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Better out than in." Great geezer but fukkin shite at tennis.
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Tasty Japs in Pictures
    Well I don,t vote for any o the useless kunts Tone, the present mob a prime example o just ow fukkin useless they all are, nowt but cheatin lyin...
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    When in the slammer last year a got interviewed by two lesbian plod n thi just sat at the other side o the table starin at mi daggers. Wuz thinkin ta...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread NURSE in Jokes
    Az a waited in the big fukk off queue outside Asda, a Nurse obviously knackered from a long shift joined at the end. Every fukker started...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread PARTY in Jokes
    Met this tash at a party n she sed, "Come outside n al show thi a gud time!" She did, and ran the fukkin 100m in 9.79 secs.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CHOCOLATES in Jokes
    Life iz like a box o chocolates. It dunt last long fer fat fukkers!
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    Kunts already av Tone. A get fukkin sick o turnin on the gogglebox n seein turd burglars snoggin n tongue daahn fukkin thruu-at n bin lids don,t bat...
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    Every fukker throughout the World understands that Universal rebuff!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread PSYCHOLOGY in Jokes
    The Psychology of tash: Thi reckon that astrology tells em that over billions o fukkin years certain planets av line up in a perfect position ta...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SEEN? in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Fukkin ell! Az tha seen that new dating site that matches couples tekkin the same medication? It,s called "Relatinscript".
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    I wudda asked if a cud wetch er n er grlfriend shag each other wi the owd Strapodicktami.
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    These days thid bi called "Transgender" Bob
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread QUESTION in Jokes
    Am sure that geezer once played in goal fer the Blades Chris. Iz favourite colour wuz Indigo!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread WEIGHT in Jokes
    They tend to Jack as age takes its toll and there,s a new gun in town, and so it goes on.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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