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That,s this useless mobs answer to the problem Bob. Got quite a few bein dumped up ere now Bob. Why not stick the fukkers at Henley On Thames?
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Well thiz plenty o them boxee-ad toff mob look like orses Bob!
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The dirty bastards wud fukk Frogs Bob if thi cud stop em from jumpin!
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AUTO
Mate o mine purran ad in auto trader ta sell iz motor bike. Geezer rang up n asked, Ow low will tha gu?" Mate replied, "About 2 mph, any lower an thall fall off the fukkin thing!"
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"Trouble" read a book about er n in it thi reckon az a young un she wuz a reight nymphomaniac just like er aunty Mags.
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REACTION
Reaction to arrocities by terrorists in their country:-
France- "For fukks sake get them rubber boats over to Calais"
U S A:- "Invade Afghanistan and lose"
Russia:-"Blame them kunts in Ukraine"
Israel":-"...
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MILLS
Mate went to an arms fair and bought a No.5 WW1 Mills Bomb brought back from the Western Front and paid wi iz debit card. All guin well till the vendor asked fer iz fukkin pin!
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BLESSED
"I wuz blessed wi a 9 inch penis", the rat catcher sed. "The kunt of a priest iz in the fukkin slammer now!"
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OLD
Not sayin am gerrin owd but when she whispers, "Your pad or mine?" she means, "Who,s fukkin pissed theresen, you or me?"
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MOUSE
Mate wuz in the bedroom slippin a condom on when iz 8 year owd current bun walked in n asked, "Wot tha duin Dad?" "Lookin fer a mouse", mate replied. Current bun then asked, "Why, wot tha gunna do, Fukk it?"
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At least eed just bi able ta see the back of er crust. "Giddy up Jimmy!"
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RECKON
A reckon the government shud use the illegal immigrants ta solve the countrys pot oyle problem. After all, they o the same colour az the fukkin roo-ads!
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