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    Dave Burgess started a thread FIRST in Jokes
    First game o the Saudi teko,er n a geezer in the crowd collapses. Fukkin ell! dunt tek them heathen twats long, reckon the poor fukker took a sip...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread SWEDISH in Jokes
    Think that might av summat ta do wi them puberty restrictin drugs the Ruskie gymnasts wo on when their 6 year owd lookin 30 year owds wo rulin the...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TYPICAL in Jokes
    Fukkin typical! a fukkin heathen Somali bastard gets ta see someone at a surgery!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CRASHED in Jokes
    A Woman in the UK crashed er car while using a vibrator while driving. She iz now said to be in a relaxed stable condition, but the driver of the van...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread HARD in Jokes
    Mate sed tharee used ta find it really ard ta pull tash when eee wuz younger. Sed, "A once asked a blind tash fer a date n she fukkin sed that she...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread FIRST in Jokes
    So William Shatner went inta space fer the first time aged 90. So Star Trek aint a true story? Lying kunts!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread ACTIVISTS in Jokes
    Activists from the "Insulate Britain" mob av bin filmed burnin their coort orders. Well that,ll do the air quality some fukkin gud ya thick kunts!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread SWEDISH in Jokes
    Whil,st 3 wud bi rollin around in the gunge!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread SWEDISH in Jokes
    Uz 1 Para chaps wud bi honing our Herculian physiques and improving our breathtaking sporting skills!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TWINDEMIC in Jokes
    BREAKING:- "A Twindemic iz a combination of two flu viruses that is going to hit this winter and kill our loved ones off!" ...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread SWEDISH in Jokes
    Fukkin spot on theer Pat, tash dressed az geezers n geezers dressed az tash these days, n my fukkin tits o bigger than them tash footy players tryin...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Etiquette in Pictures
    Don,t know about Budweiser, thad need a few cans o Kestrel Super Strength after emptyin thi bollox inside that growler!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SWEDISH in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Dint realise that Greta Thunberg tash wuz 18. Not much fukkin tit fer a Swedish tash!"
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread COMPLICIT in Jokes
    Robert Newton the original Long John Charlie, fukkin brill! "AAhhh Jim Lad!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread ANDORRA in Jokes
    History wuz med last neet when a tash official at the Andorra v England match admitted that she,d med a wrong decision n actually admitted that she,d...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Etiquette in Pictures
    Like the ruff arse I am, I wud to lick that plate!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread BROWN in Jokes
    "Newcastle Brown?" Well it fukkin iz now!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread COMPLICIT in Jokes
    "AAAHHH Miss Purity, fetch mi mi grog!"
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread CHANGGE in Jokes
    Took the "Trouble" or rather she took me ta the garden centre just bellow Penshaw Monument yesterdy Bob, thiz a brill eights place, Venison pie,...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread BLEEDING in Jokes
    Kunt like a horse collar az thi say Bob!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread CHANNEL 5 in Jokes
    Come back Stan Unwin Bob, all iz forgiven!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread COMPLICIT in Jokes
    Gorra wait fer an appointment wi the specialist at the hossy Charlie at the Orthapedic Dept. so reckon no time soon, so might tek thee up on thi peg...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread COMPLICIT in Jokes
    Don,t know about tekkin the knee Charlie, a cud deffo do wi a new fukker!
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    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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