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    Altho deffo a reight slapper Rab, she cud gi mi a wank wi er growler any day! Wonder if she teks it up the shitter? DEFFO!!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SHUT in Jokes
    Thi reckon that battlecruisers will av ta shut fer skoyls ta re-open. Fukkin ell! Dint know thi wo that much under age drinkin!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Az tha sez Ron, very sad, terrible end to young lives. Another crash site a lot nearer ta weer a used ta live wuz up on Broomhead Moor, a Wellington...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TEST in Jokes
    Thiz a new test ta see if thaz got Covid 19: Pour theesen a glass o thi favourite spirit, if tha can smell it n taste it thaz ayfweer theer. Tested...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Ope this fukkin works, if so, ere tha guz Ron, pics o mi owd Dark Peak untin ground tekkan about 15 years agu. Probably biggest aircraft wreck in the...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Fukkin ell Pat, that,s just tha warm up! By the way, duz tha know a 3 Para lad called Andy Harrison? Be about 50 n az opened a cafe/battlecruiser on...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Shaggin iz a gud all round body workout Pat, but mek sure tha uses the full in n out thrust action ta tone up thi six pack. Keepin it guin fer 30...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread MASKS in Jokes
    Tell thi wot, them fukkin masks do work. A even worked up the bollox ta buy some french letters of the beautytash young assistant at the Chemists...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DADDY? in Jokes
    "Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with, "Once Upon A Time?" "No sweetheart, some begin with, "If we,re elected."
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Oreight up ere Tone, plenty o Roman history, but thad o luvved it weer a used ta live at the foot o the South Yorkshire Pennines, Rugged Dark Peak,...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CHECK UP in Jokes
    Mate went fer a check up last week n werree gorroo-am eee teld iz Missis that the kunt stuck iz finger reight up iz ring piece n twisted it around...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Tha just can,t beat a bimble out in the beautytash British countryside Jack, fukk all these so called far flung exotic places, Norfolk a lovely...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread KIPPERED in Jokes
    Bit like Brickies on price work Tone.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread KIPPERED in Jokes
    Geezer on our street kippered earlier this week n quack purrit down ta Covid 19. "But Doc", sed iz Missis, "The daft kunt drowned down at the...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Is this real ? in Pictures
    The "Private Sector" has completely fukked the gud owd salt o the earth working man Don. Everything fukkin private, no Union member directly employed...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Is this real ? in Pictures
    Milk Snatcher created the gaff shortage wi the right ta buy bollox o social ousin, turnin thousands o council houses inta private gaffs. Az the...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Nice one Jack.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TODAY in Jokes
    From today the Government av banned people in the North West from visiting other peoples households. Arf o Liverpool av lost their fukkin...
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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