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    Funny tha shud say that Steve.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TRANSGENDER in Jokes
    Transgender geezers want ta bi accepted fer who they are, but the shit stabbin kunts can,t accept who they fukkin were!
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    Many Condolences Jim.
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Xmas Lights in Pictures
    Thaz no need ta gu o,erboord Rab!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread ABUSE in Jokes
    "OOOPPPPSSSS!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SEX in Jokes
    Sed ta the "Trouble" "Goo on, show mi thi sex face." "NO!" she replied. "Theer tha guz" I sed, "Were,nt too...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread JAZZ CLUB in Jokes
    Gud one!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread ABUSE in Jokes
    Mate sed eeez receivin supoort fer sexual abuse, or az it,s moor commonly known, a defence lawyer!
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    Gud one Ian.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread OWD ANDY in Jokes
    Owd Andy Pandy az just ad another bollockin regardin iz use o the "N" word around Fukkingham Palace. "For fukks sake Andrew, her name is...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread LATE in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Fukkin ell! me Grandma az reached 105! That,s the last time I gerrin the jam jar wi er when she,s fukkin late fer Bingo!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SLAP in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Me Missis iz gerrin a bit kinky in er owd age. She sez she wants mi ta gi er a gud slap when we,re avin the lego,er. She sez it...
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    Cost a fortune from that era Pete.
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    Gud one Ian!
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    Gud one Ian!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SEXUAL in Jokes
    Mate sed eeez seekin elp fer sexual abuse, or a defence lawyer az it,s moor commonly known.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread ARMS in Jokes
    Teld mi mate, "Naa den pal, a saw a geezer purriz desert farms around yer owd lass in the battlecruiser last neet!" "Fukk off, thaa lyin...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread PROCTOCOLOGIST in Jokes
    Ad an appointment wi the Proctocologist last week about the results o mi colonoscopy. Eee gave mi the thumbs up, so not only do I know fukk all...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread INTERNET in Jokes
    Internet dating, the odds o gud, but the goods are often fukkin odd!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread News you can use.... in Pictures
    Remember them owd battlecruiser days wi them disco light bulbs? Every fukker looked like they,d gorra serious case o dandruff!
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    Great days Tone, like you I started in my early teens training with the owder ruff geezers who,s worldly converations were a real eye opener fer a...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread LIFT in Jokes
    I called the Emergency line from the lift, n the operater asked "where are you stuck" I replied, "I,m not, just turn this fukkin Chrimbo music...
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    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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