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Same wi bein a short arse Bob.Luvved them brothel creepers n when Elephant John med them big fuukk off platforms popualar a wuz like a pig in shit!
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Same mesen Bob, a wuz dyslexic at skoyle when it came to maths.Learned later when a ad ta mek sure mi wages wo reight and find mi way thru map readin.
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DOCTORS
Doctors av med a breakthru in treating Dyslexia, It,s called Daily Sex!
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DIAMOND
I bought the "Trouble" some diamond ear rings fer er birthday n she aint spoke ta mi since.Mind thee, that wuz part o the fukkin deal!
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10K
Mate o mine teld mi eee wuz gunna gerra barnet transplant on the bald patch at the back of iz crust that,ll cost im 10k. "Wot the fukk for?" I asked. Eee replied, "Ta mek mi moor attractive ta wimmin". A sed,"Thaa daft kunt!"...
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Fukkin ell Rab! Owd Johns gorrinuff ta purrip wi, weout addin fukkin brain damage! Tried ta gerron mesen but run outa fukkin Paracetanol!
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HORATIO
Thi reckon that Horatio Nelson was 5 foot tall burriz statue iz 15 ft. Fukkin ell! that,s Horatio of three ta one!
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STOP
Wuz sar opposite a cute young tash on the tram taday n she ad big tits n a see thru blouse on. Thought ta mesen, "Hope she gets off soon, av missed 8 fukkin stops already!"
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BOXING
Mate o mine iz tryin ta mek iz gay current bun moor masculine by fukkin off iz piana lessons n mekkin im tek up boxing. Eee sed "Apart from meal times a mek im wear iz fukkin boxin gloves!"
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SILENCE
Minutes silence in Liverpool yesterday to mark the 35th anniversary of the tragedy at pig land. Only lasted 7 minutes befoor a fukkin car alarm went off!
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Hi John, just keep fighting and keep your chin up. Val sends her very Best Wishes to you all and wishes you the Best, it,s a pain in the srse this getting old business, I,ve now got cataracts, too much sun over the years I reckon so now paying the price...
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EMBARASSED
A sed to a mate o mine, "Waint tha bi embarassed thi missis avin ta ride on a mobility scooter?"
"Will a fukk!" eee replied, "Am just gunna stick a pole on the back n say that sheez nicked a fukkin dodgem car!"
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MORE
More people wo killed on the Alec Baldwin flick set than the fukkin Iranian attack on Israel last neet!
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Hi Chris, glad all is ok, good of your daughter to invite you to live in the caravan, is it warm enough in winter? If so it will be sound, better if rent free! You,d be able to sell your gaff and have a few bob in your back pocket. I can,t get into the...
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KITCHEN
"Trouble" asked if a cud clear the kitchen table. A might be an owd twat but wi a run up a fukkin manages it!
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Cheers Don, will give you a bell if I can arf inch the "Troubles" dog n bone while she,s dossin!
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DAD
Next door neighbours current bun came ome from skoyle n sed, "Mum, av failed mi biology test", "I,m your fukkin Dad, you silly little twat!" came the reply!
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Great to hear from you John and sorry to hear of the trials and tribulations health wise you are going through, it must be a big worry for Shirley and the family, I send my best wishes to them all.
I,m still posting this on the old site cos as...
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