• Dave Burgess's Avatar
    23 Hours Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread SEX in Jokes
    Mate picked iz missis up from work n when she gorrin the jam jar she ask ed, "When was the last time you had sex with someone before we met?" ...
    0 replies | 29 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread RD'd Again ! in Pictures
    Paypal will get thi thi ackers back Ron.
    41 replies | 1956 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid antibody tests in Pictures
    "Its gud news week, someones dropped their guts in ere, contaminating atmosphere". Gud owd toon that!
    92 replies | 2016 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread ADHERING in Jokes
    Mate sed, "The missis n me o adhering ta the social distancing rules, keepin 6 feet apart. Wiv never bin sa fukkin close!"
    0 replies | 26 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid antibody tests in Pictures
    Ad a new shower room fitted the other year n fukked off fer a week while it wuz bein fitted. Thi med a nice job but the fukkin bog iz one o them...
    92 replies | 2016 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    1 Day Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread SIX FEET in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Av just ad ta kick fukk outa some kunt who wunt stay six feet away from me. Gid iz fukkin guide dog a kick az well!"
    0 replies | 47 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Tasty Japs in Pictures
    Wuz it one o them a knocked out in mi Guardroom Pat? "Daves International Traders" million percent British Made!
    31 replies | 715 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid antibody tests in Pictures
    Fukkin shit innit Pat
    92 replies | 2016 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread GAY in Jokes
    Gay geezer who lives on our street kippered the other day. Worra fukkin bummer!
    0 replies | 47 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    2 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread OWD IQBAL in Jokes
    Owd Iqbal from the corner shop az bin prosecuted fer tryin ta choke iz Missis. Turns out she were,nt fukkin owd enuff ta eight solids yet!
    0 replies | 51 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread RD'd Again ! in Pictures
    Not strictly true Pat, generous az the day iz long mesen but must admit thiz tight kunts everyweer.
    41 replies | 1956 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid antibody tests in Pictures
    I av a permanent damp patch weer mi knobend sits in mi underpants n notice a small dewdrop droppin from mi jap eye when bollock naked. Time fer them...
    92 replies | 2016 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Tasty Japs in Pictures
    I ope eee gets in agee-an Bill, giz mi the chance ta av a wank lookin at iz Missis!
    31 replies | 715 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid antibody tests in Pictures
    No wonder thiz so many kippered o so called Covid 19, quacks gerrin big bonio fer writin the fukker on the kippered certificate, kunts must bi mekkin...
    92 replies | 2016 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread HOME in Jokes
    Just read the EDL newsletter: "Muslims advised to stay home!" In their own fukkin countries!"
    0 replies | 46 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread RD'd Again ! in Pictures
    Gerrin There! Bob. Well Done!
    41 replies | 1956 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Covid antibody tests in Pictures
    Allus ad mi suspicions about this Covid 19 story, n the moor I ere the moor suspicious a get. Control they,re gerrin over uz at present iz a fukkin...
    92 replies | 2016 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Tasty Japs in Pictures
    Spot on theer Tone, she deffo ad the whip hand controlling a cabinet that wuz freetened ta fukkin dee-ath of er n the only thing that the opposition...
    31 replies | 715 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    3 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread OUT in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Better out than in." Great geezer but fukkin shite at tennis.
    0 replies | 52 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    4 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Tasty Japs in Pictures
    Well I don,t vote for any o the useless kunts Tone, the present mob a prime example o just ow fukkin useless they all are, nowt but cheatin lyin...
    31 replies | 715 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    4 Days Ago
    When in the slammer last year a got interviewed by two lesbian plod n thi just sat at the other side o the table starin at mi daggers. Wuz thinkin ta...
    24 replies | 607 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    4 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread NURSE in Jokes
    Az a waited in the big fukk off queue outside Asda, a Nurse obviously knackered from a long shift joined at the end. Every fukker started...
    1 replies | 91 view(s)
  • Dave Burgess's Avatar
    4 Days Ago
    Dave Burgess started a thread PARTY in Jokes
    Met this tash at a party n she sed, "Come outside n al show thi a gud time!" She did, and ran the fukkin 100m in 9.79 secs.
    0 replies | 55 view(s)
More Activity

2 Visitor Messages

  1. View Conversation
    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
    John
  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
    And finally the motto I live by is summed up in the song which is sung at the very end of that brilliant piss take film.
    "ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!
Showing Visitor Messages 1 to 2 of 2
About Dave Burgess

Basic Information

Statistics


Total Posts
Total Posts
33,693
Posts Per Day
11.37
Last Post
SEX 23 Hours Ago
Visitor Messages
Total Messages
2
Most Recent Message
24th June 2015
General Information
Last Activity
20 Hours Ago
Join Date
17th April 2012
Referrals
0
Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 LastLast

29th May 2020


28th May 2020


27th May 2020


26th May 2020


25th May 2020



Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 LastLast