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    Only time a gerra lob on these days!
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    Must bi summat about them bog brushes Pat!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CRITICAL in Jokes
    Mate sed the hossy gid im a bell yesterday n eee asked, "Ows mi Missis?" Thi replied, "She,s very critical." Eee asked, "Wot the fukk iz she...
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    Must admit Dave that I use PM to arrange dangerous liasons wi Chris (Treemsn) in the Market Tavern, Durham. but I,m afraid I can,t disclose the...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Painful in Pictures
    "Trouble" ad ta tek one or two bog brushes out in er time when nursin, usually Sat neet shift when Rupert ad a luvvers tiff wi Tarquin n wuz feelin...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DIFFERENCE? in Jokes
    Q. Wots the difference between a strip club and a circus? A. One is a cunning display of stunts!
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    "Everythin went black, then a kippered!" Prince Philip talkin ta God about Londonistan!
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    Ope so Annie, a cud do wi one!
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    R.I.P. Pancho.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread MIXED in Jokes
    A mate o mine teld mi tharreed failed iz job interview at a spoorts centre cos eee teld em that eed just completed iz first mixed race threesome. A...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DRINKING in Jokes
    Mate sed iz quack az teld im ta stop drinkin n eee needs ta re organise iz life, so a sed "Fukk it! am gunna find a new quack!"
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    Piece o piss compared ta the wrath of an angry woman, "OOOUUUUCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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    Scruffy kunt who lives next door sed, "A remember the days when tha cud walk inta a shop, gerra big fukk off bag o sweets, bottle o whisky n a few...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Just testing in Pictures
    Bet that,s gud stuff Bob!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TARQUIN in Jokes
    Owd Tarquin guz ta the Quacks n tells im, "The entrance to my arsehole is very sore." Quack tells im, "That,s cos you call it the entrance you bent...
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    Well that soo-ap dodger iz deffo ready fer iz 72 virgins unless eee arrives az a few pound o fukkin mince!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread NUN in Jokes
    A Nun wuz standin outside the battlecruiser preachin about the sins o drinkin the evil liquid alcohol when a geezer guz up ta er n sez, "Az thy ever...
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    R.I.P. Gordon, he was CSM when I served in "B" Company 1 Para in Aden and as Ron says really fit and brill runner.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread HIGH in Jokes
    Bit confusin the Bible when tha reads it cos a wonder if the geezer who writ it wuz a bender: "A geezer who lays wi another geezer must bi high, or...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread COCK in Jokes
    Tarquin sez ta Rupert, "Good Heavens old chap, I,ve just jolly well found out that cock fighting involves chickens. Well that,s twelve months of...
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    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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