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    Wayne Rooney az visited Cristian Erikson in hospital. "Eeez duin really well n even managed ta put two sentences together", sed Erikson.
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    Under new company rules, Ikea are employing people wi reduced mental capacity. So it won,t bi just their products tharrav a few missing fukkin...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DOG N BOO-AN in Jokes
    Mate sed, "A gorra dog n bone call last neet n it wuz a geezer who sed, "If tha dunt gi mi thi credit card details thi gaff will blow up in 3...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DIVERSITY in Jokes
    Seen a pic o Lenny Henry wi a white Labrador cos the BBC o mekkin a new version o the Dambusters. Well a reckon if that,s the fukkin case in the...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread CRICKET in Jokes
    Don,t know about life Bob, kunts o already stealing fukkin oxygen!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread OFFENSIVE in Jokes
    A reckon that geezers who find black humour offensive shud fukkin lighten up!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread CRICKET in Jokes
    Deffo Bob, say it as it is!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread MACRON in Jokes
    A see that Frog Macron wuz slapped in the boo-at race by some geezer shoutin, "Joei Saint Denis!"the war cry o the Frog army. Fukkin ell! dint know...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CRICKET in Jokes
    The England Cricket Test selectors have been criticised by Ollie Robinsons family after he was banned from playing afters iz racist tweets were...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TEASING in Jokes
    Mate sed iz Missis wuz teasing im by sayin, "Do you realise that in the 30 years time I,ll look just like my Mum". Eee replied,"Well...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DYSLEXIC MK11 in Jokes
    Fukkin ell on at the local library when Dyslexic suicide bombers burst in n blew their fukkin shelves up!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread PET SHOP in Jokes
    Went inta the Pet Shop on Church St. n asked the geezer behind the counter, "Duz tha av a bearded dragon?" Geezer shouted o,er iz fukkin...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DYSLEXIC in Jokes
    Mate sed, "Fukkin ell! if it were,nt bad enuff bein Dyslexic, now av got the fukkin Racoon virus!"
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread SPREADING in Jokes
    Gud luck Bob, thi both fukked me off cos a forgot mi plank!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread AD in Jokes
    Or Diane Abbot az Elizabeth 1. Worlds deffo gone fukkin crackers!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread SPREADING in Jokes
    She,s another one that wud fukk a frog if she cud stop it from jumpin Pat!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SPREADING in Jokes
    Fukkin ell! That Indian Varient iz spreadin fukkin faster than Katie Prices Legs!
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    R.I.P.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread LOVELY in Jokes
    It,s fukkin lovely in this warm weather wetchin all the Asian bin lids playin in the park wi the one white kid!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread AD in Jokes
    Ann Boleyn Bob. Musta bin a face lift that went fukkin wrong, no wonder the fat bastard chopped er noggin off!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread AD in Jokes
    Fukkin ell! Just seen an ad fer Hombase usin an all white family, about fukkin time. Well fukkin dun! Keep it fukkin real!
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    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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