• Pat Harley's Avatar
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    Eccles cakes are full of currants,but not the other stuff that goes into mince pies. I think they're generally confined to chrimbo!
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    I think they take a different form throughout the year and appear in puff pastry. Not sure if it's Eccles cakes?
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    A neighbour used to bring me all kinds of scoff,some of it still in date by a few days "For the dog". Many a good sandwich made with out of date...
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    I remember a neighbour when i was a kid who hoarded tins from the war, when she croaked, her son was giving them away, fukkall wrong with the scoff. ...
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    Bought some mince pies at the supermarket today, they were still on the shelf sitting next to the hot cross buns, been reduced to $2. Still tasted...
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    What do you get after 5 days of wanking ? a weekend.
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by stephenfrank on 22nd January 2014 at 11:50
Are Mice More Intelligent

Is it my imagination or are mice getting more intelligent? I remember years ago, you could just throw down a bit of bait and that would take care of things for a few months. Now, its as if someone warned them at Mouse School, “do not talk to strange dogs and do not eat bait”. The reason I mention this is because I have had a particularly hard time with a mouse lately. It all started a few weeks back when I noticed a fairly large rodent sitting in front of

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by stephenfrank on 11th December 2013 at 01:35
I’ll never forget the day Great Aunt Gladys spontaneously combusted. It was Christmas Eve 1962, I was sitting with other members of my family watching The Black and White Minstrel Show on our new television,when all of a sudden there was a large flash and cloud of smoke from the general direction of where Great Aunt Gladys had been doing her knitting. When the smoke cleared there was just a pile of ashes with her hairnet sitting on top and a knitting needle either side of it. Much as

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by stephenfrank on 17th November 2013 at 09:06
Wrote this a few years back, when me and the missus were running a B&B...

After several years in the tourism business, I now feel I can offer advice to anyone who is thinking about opening up a Bed & Breakfast, and that is, do not do it.
On the other hand, if you insist upon going ahead with it, perhaps I can help a little bit.
The first thing you must decide is the name of your establishment, now it is very important to find a name that is not already being used, for example,

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by stephenfrank on 17th October 2013 at 09:42
During a recent visit to the city, I couldn't help but notice how much graffiti there was, I'm sure that my granddad would turn in his urn, if he saw how times had changed. I remember when I was about eight years old, I kicked a soccer ball against his shed door, he flew out of the shed and explained to me how he had died in two world wars for the likes of me , just so I could kick a ball around without getting shot at and did I appreciate it, obviously not. Then he tapped me on the head with

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by stephenfrank on 25th September 2013 at 11:51
Thinking Strange Thoughts

I was just sitting here feeling a bit peckish and dreaming about my mom’s famous rabbit stew. It was mainly famous for its lack of rabbit, she would just boil up any old veggies she had lying around for a few hours and then give it a good stir with her lucky rabbits foot. Some people with amazingly sensitive taste buds, were certain that they could detect a taste of rabbit in the stew, personally I think it was just the taste of the bacteria on the lucky

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