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    Ron, i agree with all that you say. I am young enough to remember the 60's when there was no need, in fact even a stigma to be unemployed and going...
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    Unfortunately though Tone it'll be the usual case of peaks and troughs. When he goes after his second term one of the usual wankers will get back...
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    Tony, we are told the same here, (we've never had it so good). When you say 'people', what people? Do you mean the average working hourly paid,...
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    Billy, the fact the markets are doing well while the economy is in lockdown and businesses are closed with 31(?)million unemployed, should tell you...
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    It hasn't caused me any pain Bob,wasn't aware of it till the nurse mining my arse pointed it out,but if stuff gets stuck in the pockets it can cause...
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    Bound to be a bit difficult to understand though, Tone. All Donald's medical experts say wear a mask, but Donald takes the piss out of people wearing...
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    That's what I've always been known as,'Good News Pat' because of my sunny disposition,unlike miserable 'Bad News Pete'!
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    if you ever see him, Bob, ask him about the smoke bomb incident in a certain seaside town. Obviously, my lips are sealed.
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    They were big enough to change their own nappies I expect!
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    Well that was my arse last night,like a sawn off shitgun! The hardest bit,after hobbling across the front room,was keeping the cheeks clenched while...
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    Good man, he's lookin well...if a bit hairy.
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    Top bloke. I had one or two drunken adventures with young Froth.
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    I've a permanent damp patch round my arse at the moment,rushing to the bog every 2 minutes,much to the amusement of TLO. I'm on my 3rd of 4 litres of...
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    TLO bought herself one of those metal insulated coffee mugs with a lid,f.ckin' shite,took about 20 goes each time to screw the lid on. Looked at the...
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    Checked out some blood tests. Doc says prostate is fine. I said what's causing the frequent pissing then, He said 'oh that's just because your old' ...
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    Dammed if they do, dammed if they don't, Pat. Ron, i agree, but it's better to be looking at the Nightingale hospitals, than looking for them. Some...
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    That's a bit unkind, Wig. Mentioning 'small stuff' and Pat in the same, post.
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    Wrote off too many Chris, it all mounts up.
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    Billy, the Chinese did not close down the plants and factories, that was the result of the deliberate de-industrialisation of the economy in favour...
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    Hope there's no doc waiting fer me tomorrow with the jab when I go in for them to stick that snake up me Khyber! Got to start drinking the stuff they...
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    Or Yorkshireman!
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THINKING STRANGE THOUGHTS..MICE

by stephenfrank on 22nd January 2014 at 10:50
Are Mice More Intelligent

Is it my imagination or are mice getting more intelligent? I remember years ago, you could just throw down a bit of bait and that would take care of things for a few months. Now, its as if someone warned them at Mouse School, “do not talk to strange dogs and do not eat bait”. The reason I mention this is because I have had a particularly hard time with a mouse lately. It all started a few weeks back when I noticed a fairly large rodent sitting in front of

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THINKING STRANGE XMAS THOUGHTS...

by stephenfrank on 11th December 2013 at 00:35
I’ll never forget the day Great Aunt Gladys spontaneously combusted. It was Christmas Eve 1962, I was sitting with other members of my family watching The Black and White Minstrel Show on our new television,when all of a sudden there was a large flash and cloud of smoke from the general direction of where Great Aunt Gladys had been doing her knitting. When the smoke cleared there was just a pile of ashes with her hairnet sitting on top and a knitting needle either side of it. Much as

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THINKING STRANGE THOUGHTS.......RUNNING A B&B

by stephenfrank on 17th November 2013 at 08:06
Wrote this a few years back, when me and the missus were running a B&B...

After several years in the tourism business, I now feel I can offer advice to anyone who is thinking about opening up a Bed & Breakfast, and that is, do not do it.
On the other hand, if you insist upon going ahead with it, perhaps I can help a little bit.
The first thing you must decide is the name of your establishment, now it is very important to find a name that is not already being used, for example,

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THINKING STRANGE THOUGHTS.......GRANDDAD

by stephenfrank on 17th October 2013 at 08:42
During a recent visit to the city, I couldn't help but notice how much graffiti there was, I'm sure that my granddad would turn in his urn, if he saw how times had changed. I remember when I was about eight years old, I kicked a soccer ball against his shed door, he flew out of the shed and explained to me how he had died in two world wars for the likes of me , just so I could kick a ball around without getting shot at and did I appreciate it, obviously not. Then he tapped me on the head with

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THINKING STRANGE THOUGHTS.......THE LUCKY UNDERPANTS

by stephenfrank on 25th September 2013 at 10:51
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I was just sitting here feeling a bit peckish and dreaming about my mom’s famous rabbit stew. It was mainly famous for its lack of rabbit, she would just boil up any old veggies she had lying around for a few hours and then give it a good stir with her lucky rabbits foot. Some people with amazingly sensitive taste buds, were certain that they could detect a taste of rabbit in the stew, personally I think it was just the taste of the bacteria on the lucky

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