Home Thoughts From Abroad

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Home Thoughts From Abroad

So that,s wot tha calls it Pat! No wonder thee beloved thinks o thee az "Dead Eye Dick!"

[Pat Harley]

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Nah,more like a .22" in that department,but she fondles that ok for me,and doesn't complain!

[Dave Burgess]

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Nowt wrong we a bit o fondling Pat, but dint realise until a few years agu tharrit caused fukkin ee-adache?

[trubrit2411]

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Get yerself a holiday gaff near me Tone,it's great round here,with good views,and great local brewery to start the nonsense talking on friday night!And you can fondle my .303"!

Pat you might tempt me if the Luscious One has a nice sister.....or aunt....or mother....or granny. (Bit desperate these days)

[Dave Burgess]

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Thaz not missin much Tone, I prefer a fukkin gud shit!

[Pat Harley]

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Sorry Tone,an only child,no aunts,and her 80 yr old mother crippled with her hip,and unable to part her legs for you!But I'll let you watch,while you fondle my weapon collection!

[Dave Burgess]

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Probably fondle iz own weapon while thy arse iz guin like a fukkin fiddlers elbow!

[trubrit2411]

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Sorry Tone,an only child,no aunts,and her 80 yr old mother crippled with her hip,and unable to part her legs for you!But I'll let you watch,while you fondle my weapon collection!

An SLR might tempt me Pat.

[trubrit2411]

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Here you go gentlemen...a bit of advice for any twenty year olds daft enough to log into this den of iniquity...

I can remember thr English Literature boffin trying to thump this in me yed.
WHOOSH was the sound as it flew right over. Three score years and ten.

If we had it all over again would we do anything different ?

Well I can think of some key junctures and decisions that would get a serious revamping but otherwise it was'nt too bad....

Loveliest of Trees Loveliest of trees, the cherry now Is hung with bloom along the bough, And stands about the woodland ride Wearing white for Eastertide. Now, of my three score years and ten, Twenty will not come again, And take from seventy springs a score, It only leaves me fifty more. And since to look at things in bloom Fifty springs are little room, About the woodlands I will go To see the cherry hung with snow. A.E. Housman

[bob9739]

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Take it the cherry hung with snow is a snowmans dick then Tone ?

[trubrit2411]

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Take it the cherry hung with snow is a snowmans dick then Tone ?

A snowwmans dick HA HA HA Bob you can be really profound at times. Up their with Marcus Aurelius mate...