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  • #31
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    So that,s wot tha calls it Pat! No wonder thee beloved thinks o thee az "Dead Eye Dick!"

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    • #32
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      Nah,more like a .22" in that department,but she fondles that ok for me,and doesn't complain!

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      • #33
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        Nowt wrong we a bit o fondling Pat, but dint realise until a few years agu tharrit caused fukkin ee-adache?

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        • #34
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          Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
          Get yerself a holiday gaff near me Tone,it's great round here,with good views,and great local brewery to start the nonsense talking on friday night!And you can fondle my .303"!
          Pat you might tempt me if the Luscious One has a nice sister.....or aunt....or mother....or granny. (Bit desperate these days)
          "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
          Me


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          • #35
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            Thaz not missin much Tone, I prefer a fukkin gud shit!

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            • #36
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              Sorry Tone,an only child,no aunts,and her 80 yr old mother crippled with her hip,and unable to part her legs for you!But I'll let you watch,while you fondle my weapon collection!

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              • #37
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                Probably fondle iz own weapon while thy arse iz guin like a fukkin fiddlers elbow!

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                • #38
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                  Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
                  Sorry Tone,an only child,no aunts,and her 80 yr old mother crippled with her hip,and unable to part her legs for you!But I'll let you watch,while you fondle my weapon collection!
                  An SLR might tempt me Pat.
                  "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
                  Me


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                  • #39
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                    Here you go gentlemen...a bit of advice for any twenty year olds daft enough to log into this den of iniquity...

                    I can remember thr English Literature boffin trying to thump this in me yed.
                    WHOOSH was the sound as it flew right over. Three score years and ten.

                    If we had it all over again would we do anything different ?

                    Well I can think of some key junctures and decisions that would get a serious revamping but otherwise it was'nt too bad....

                    Loveliest of Trees

                    Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
                    Is hung with bloom along the bough,
                    And stands about the woodland ride
                    Wearing white for Eastertide.

                    Now, of my three score years and ten,
                    Twenty will not come again,
                    And take from seventy springs a score,
                    It only leaves me fifty more.

                    And since to look at things in bloom
                    Fifty springs are little room,
                    About the woodlands I will go
                    To see the cherry hung with snow.

                    A.E. Housman
                    Last edited by trubrit2411; 25 July 2020, 00:49.
                    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
                    Me


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                    • #40
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                      Take it the cherry hung with snow is a snowmans dick then Tone ?
                      Bob (geordie) Watts

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                      • #41
                        Re: Home Thoughts From Abroad

                        Originally posted by bob9739 View Post
                        Take it the cherry hung with snow is a snowmans dick then Tone ?
                        A snowwmans dick HA HA HA Bob you can be really profound at times. Up their with Marcus Aurelius mate...
                        "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
                        Me


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