Well fired...

[bob9739]

I love butter with chip butties, the Ayatollah says I will drop down dead one day. But I already know that so what's the problem?

[Pat Harley]

I was given a bollocking the other day when I had the Belfast bap and the butter was too cold to spread without tearing the bap,so I sliced it and laid it on to her disgust!

[Dave Burgess]

A luv butter n cud eight a bowl full!

[Pat Harley]

Same 'ere Dave,at a dinner in a posh restaurant with the gun club chairwoman a few years ago I challenged a Hat Major who was a guest to a butter eating competition with all the leftover pats of butter on the table. He refused to take part so I ate them all anyway,about half a pound of butter,and when I went for a piss he followed me thinking I was off for a secret puke,but not a chance of wasting all that lovely grease! Got a severe bollocking from the chairwoman afterwards,no sense of humour. She also took the huff at my gravy drinking stunt at the chrimbo dinner!

[Don the Mod]

You should've shown them how Christmas dinner is done in the army Pat.

[Pat Harley]

3 Para stopped having the chrimbo dinner after a full scale riot/food fight in the early 90's when the occifers and S/NCO's had to beat a retreat and the CO stated that never again would 3 Para be served a chrimbo dinner. Suited everyone just fine as we didn't want to be served a shite cold dinner by them and they didn't want to serve it,so we all got to go on leave earlier in the day and the cooks didn't have the extra work!

[billS]

I was given a bollocking the other day when I had the Belfast bap and the butter was too cold to spread without tearing the bap,so I sliced it and laid it on to her disgust!

Pure unadulterated style

[Pat Harley]

Glad someone appreciates my talents!

[Dave Burgess]

Well everyones gud at summat Pat!

[bob9739]

Should of challenged him to a cat wanking competition Pat, think you would have been safe with that as well. Hat's are extraordinary creatures, lacking in humour!