My new windfarm...

[Dave Burgess]

State o the British Army, uz owd fukkers might bi called up ta do it agee-an Pat! Imagine the start of a 10 miler, "Ang on a bit! I ant took mi tablets yet, al only bi ayfe an our!"

[Pat Harley]

Reckon I could hobble 10 miles still,but not in the time they'd want it done!

[bob9739]

Get over for the P Coy 10 miler this year Pat, they even stop for scran half way round mate!

[Pat Harley]

Used to come over for it Bob till my ex wife found out one year when I had to cancel luckily,and she turned up in the Traff gurning and wailing. I had a call from one of the girls that was there and told them to take her out to the car park for a kicking but it sadly didn't happen and I vowed never to go again. She turned up the next year as well so my decision was right as I'd be doing time for murder if I met her. Sneaked in for Lance's funeral without getting caught but apart from that I haven't visited The Shot in years,sticking to Brecon as I know she hates driving any distance and refuses to entertain motorways thank f.ck!

[Dave Burgess]

Am confined ta barracks, so fukked, Reason: "Can,t be trusted!"

[Don the Mod]

...I haven't visited The Shot in years...

Good decision Pat, it would onlt depress you these days.

Am confined ta barracks, so fukked, Reason: "Can,t be trusted!"

Wonder why?

[Pat Harley]

Can't be thrusted either!!

[Dave Burgess]

A do tend ta lose mi way n easily get lost these days.

[bob9739]

I do that in the flat Dave, what did I come in here for!

[Dave Burgess]

Reight laff Bobm a spend that many times tekkin the "Trouble" ra the quacks, that when a ad ta gu ta mine fer mi 77,000 mile service which iz about ayfe a mile away a turned up at the "Troubles" n dint realise tharrad fukked up till a went ta clock ln!

[Pat Harley]

Well at least you could've had a chat about yer 'wimmin's troubles'!

[Dave Burgess]

Thi just don,t understand mi Pat!