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  • My new windfarm...

    ...is great:

    These drugs i'm on give me sweats and hot flushes, there are other drugs i can take for that, but already do to much pill popping as it is. One drug alone cost £684/wk. This is my sideboard windfarm...it does the job a lot cheaper.

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    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

  • #2
    Fukkin ell Don! Av erd about bein hot under the collar!

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    • #3
      'Like a candle in the wind'!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
        Fukkin ell Don! Av erd about bein hot under the collar!
        ​It's for my menopause Dave

        Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
        'Like a candle in the wind'!!
        Wrong end of the temperature spectrum Pat. I don't feel the cold unless i.m wet, i'm fukkin boiling mate, even more than usual.
        "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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        • #5
          Hot blooded passionate Jockman!

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          • #6
            Keep on sweating like that Don, and you will melt away mate!
            Bob (geordie) Watts

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
              Hot blooded passionate Jockman!
              Don't hve the energy for Passion Dave​

              Originally posted by bob9739 View Post
              Keep on sweating like that Don, and you will melt away mate!
              If this lurgy that's made AWOL since Wed keeps up i probably will Bob. From Wed to Sat, couldn't eat a thing. didn't even have a brew. The wife nipped ma heed. so had a slice of toast Sat am and a tiny bit of curry last night Still don't feel like eating, wife wakes up this morning coughing and spluttering and zero appetite. That'll teach her.
              "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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              • #8
                Copped fer it mesen in the last two days Don, fukkin orrible!

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                • #9
                  Probably the latest version of covid that's doing the rounds!

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                  • #10
                    Don,t think so Pat, just the yearly bout a dreaded lurgy tha tends ta cop for. Enjoyin it while it lasts tho, got the "Trouble" rubbin mi chest wi Vic, but much rather she rubbed mi chest wi er fukkin sen!

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                    • #11
                      Anybody else had thermogene wool clagged on their chest as a kid, square bright orange wool pad impregnated with some sort of vick like stuff. supposed to held you breath . But itched like hell!
                      Bob (geordie) Watts

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                      • #12
                        TRUE

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                        • #13
                          Another owd remedy iz a sweaty sock around thi gregory peck fer a soor thruat, a reight chick magnet!

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                          • #14
                            I remember me mother used to wrap a hot onion in a sock and tie it round your ear to melt the wax, and it worked!
                            Bob (geordie) Watts

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                            • #15
                              Past generations ad summat extinct these days Bob, "Common Sense!" I erd that these days useless bongo bongo quacks av ta send thi ta hospital ta av thi lugs syringed! Worrapened ta that big fukk off stainless steel syringe thi quack used ta clear the shit outa thi lugs? 2 minute job, dun n dusted, "Now fukk off!"

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