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    ...across the nations and:

    THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SCOTTISH GIRL

    Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

    The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away....
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    The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table....
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    The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.....​

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    Last edited by Don the Mod; 13 January 2024, 14:28.
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    Rik's brave:

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    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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      Knew one or two Jock WRACS in mi time Don but fukkin ell! None of em looked like er!

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      • #4
        Spot on there Dave,is she effin ugly or what?

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              Wonder if she,s gorrany shit fer toothpaste ta spare!

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                Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
                Wonder if she,s gorrany shit fer toothpaste ta spare!
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                • #9
                  Suck and swalla!

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