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  • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

    Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    Fukkin ell Don! That teks thee back ta the days befoor them fukkin tights became popular. Just like a QARANC in underwear. Used ta shoot me loo-ad befoor I got me coo-at off!
    It's a fine chassis isn't it?
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

      I ant stopped pissing all day Don!

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      • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

        Who ever invented tights should have been killed.
        "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
        Me


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          First time I fukked a tash up a back entry who wuz wearing em she kept curlin er fukkin too-az up!

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          • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

            Can you clarify 'back entry'?

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            • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

              With Dave that's anybodys guess
              Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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                Passage between terraced gaffs that leads ta some fukkers back yard. I don,t know talk about dirty minds!

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                • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                  Originally posted by bob9739 View Post
                  Bloody tights, first time I saw them I thought somebody had sewn her minge up !
                  Mi Mrs got some of those tights when they first appeared, could not help noticing every time she farted she blew her slippers off

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                  • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                    Did them slippers richochet ?
                    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
                    Me


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                    • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                      Are they coming on or off?

                      "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                      • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                        Nor sure but Dave's about to have a heart attack!
                        Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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                        • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                          Originally posted by Forever Young View Post
                          Nor sure but Dave's about to have a heart attack!
                          He's probably gone for a piss Ian.
                          "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                          • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                            Pissed mesen after clockin that Don. Them were the fukkin days, nurses dress up around er shoulders then bend down n touch thee toes, OOOPPPPPSSSS! Off fer a piss!

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                              You can't whack a bit of that, like a Co-op horse in limbers !
                              Bob (geordie) Watts

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                              • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                                N wunt mind following behind Bob wi bucket n shovel ta pick the shit up!

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