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Mate went inta the battlecruiser n piked an owd geezer sittin on iz own wi a box on iz knee.
Mate asked, "Wots tha gorrin theer?"
Owd geezer replies, "It,s mi South American Blow Job Toad."
"Wot the fukks one o them?" mate asked.
Owd geezer replied,"Double reight, giz thi a brill blow job. So mate asked if eee cud try it out.
"Coorse tha can", owd geezer replied. So mate fukked off ta the bog wi it, n 20 minutes later eee comes back n sez, "Fukkin fantastic! Can a buy it off thi?"
Owd geezer replies, "Cost thi 100 ackers." So mate giz im the ackers then teks it back to iz gaff.
When eee gets theer, iz missis asks, "Wot the fukk az thaa brought oo-am now?"
"Neer mind that", replies mate, "Just teach it ta cook, then fukk off!"
Mate asked, "Wots tha gorrin theer?"
Owd geezer replies, "It,s mi South American Blow Job Toad."
"Wot the fukks one o them?" mate asked.
Owd geezer replied,"Double reight, giz thi a brill blow job. So mate asked if eee cud try it out.
"Coorse tha can", owd geezer replied. So mate fukked off ta the bog wi it, n 20 minutes later eee comes back n sez, "Fukkin fantastic! Can a buy it off thi?"
Owd geezer replies, "Cost thi 100 ackers." So mate giz im the ackers then teks it back to iz gaff.
When eee gets theer, iz missis asks, "Wot the fukk az thaa brought oo-am now?"
"Neer mind that", replies mate, "Just teach it ta cook, then fukk off!"