getting there.

[stephenfrank new]

New book has taken a while, mainly due to the selfish Irish editor being severely sick for a month or so, but light at the end of the tunnel. A couple of weeks to go. Here's the back cover.

[Pat Harley]

Even when I enlarge it reads like Hebrew or Chinese or something. Think your resolution must be poor,unlike yourself you multi million selling author you!!

[stephenfrank new]

Oh yes, see what you mean. Will just send it to Don, he knows stuff.

[stephenfrank new]

Cheers Don. Much better.

[Pat Harley]

An axe embedded in his spine? I take it the fuel had fozen in the chainsaw then?

[bob9739]

Hope that the bloke with an axe embedded in his back was a snowman, who met his fate because somebody got pissed off with him singing Flying through the air! (Well done Steve).

[Dave Burgess]

The winter of 63 was a real bastard Steve. All Sunday Footy suspended cos o frozen pitches.

[Don the Mod]

We still walked to school with holes in our shoes and that's not a joke,

[Dave Burgess]

All footy suspended cos o the big freeze heralded the birth o the infamous pools panel. Results decided by a bunch o ayfwits n thi even ad the Blades actually winnin a match!

[Pat Harley]

Pure fantasy!!!!

[stephenfrank new]

Yes, thought it was time I had a mad axeman. Every time I read a new gruesome murder to the missus she says,
"I'm getting a bit worried about you." only a bit worried? I've been very worried about me for years.

[bob9739]

Boiled alive in black boot polish, then tinned and used for shining Guardsmen's boots! Now there is a gruesome end for you!

[stephenfrank new]

Boiled alive in black boot polish, then tinned and used for shining Guardsmen's boots! Now there is a gruesome end for you!

Might use that in the next one, Bob.

[Dave Burgess]

How about lashed ta dee-ath wi a wet bootlace Steve?

[bob9739]

The Boston strangler would have made good use of that one Dave! After he shafted Miss Whiplash.